04.09.09 WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY

That is absolutely fall out of my chair hilarious. This is why local news is some of the funniest shit on TV.

I’m impressed she was able to rob him of the quiet dignity normally associated with investigative reporters on local news stations.

Warming Glow – I think you’ve found your site mascot: Officer Bootsy.

that can’t be real, can it?

First rule of being a furry… no talking. She totally blew my fantasy.

Hailing from the biggest little state in the Union myself, I can assure all of you that people like this are found in abundance there. Crazy is in the water. And be thankful that we didn’t see her face.

I once had a patrol partner just like Officer Bootsy…except I got to be one wearing the Easter Bunny costume.

Holy Shit that was awesome

Pretty good idea to censor her URL, but not your phone number.

If anyone wants to give THEIR side of the story, I encourage you to call Jim at 455-9243.

best.clip.ever

That is the best damn legal defense I’ve ever seen.

That sure beats firing a warning shot from my 12 guage.

I like to imagine local news people as really self-serious college students who walked around in blue blazers with brass buttons acting all smart, and then after they’ve sacrificed but acting smarmy instead of eating pizza and getting shitfaced every night, they wake up as adults and suddenly their job involves interviewing the Easter Bunny about “alleged cyberstalking.” (seriously, where is that news? “Hello, channel 8? This bitch won’t stop emailing me! What do I do???”

So if you DO understand your rights and the charges being brought against you… hop up and down TWICE.

That’s what I picture happening right before you wake up tied to a chair in a musty basement with boarded up windows.

Tracey Sission is hot

“Matt Lauer would’ve been better…”

Not only is this lady witty enough to pull that line just before they turned the camera off, but she’s completely and totally correct.

I would’ve wet myself if it were a Gumbel or a Lauer behind that mike.

…and the paper-mache SpongeBob mounted on top of the car in the first shot of the video should’ve let us all know we were going to Awesome Town.

@Gourmet Spud – lulz

This woman’s brain is filled with bat shit

it’s the chewbacca defense!!!!

what the hell? she is an idiot.

everyone visit brunacostumes.com !!!

This lady knew exactly what she was doing. She was making fun of the Cranston police on national t.v. for their stupidity. She was later exonerated and all charges were dropped when the police found out that the victim gave a false police report to get back at this bunny.
Now the victim is facing charges. It seems that the Bunny lady never even called the victim or was never typing her name in the library. After all that, police found that the computer did not show Bruno typing Sissons name.
Good for Bruno
That was genius.
Who the hell does that reporter think he is.

What a stupid woman. If you’re going to go through the trouble of doing that kind of stuff you are never supposed to use the local library unless you absolutley have to and if/when you do go through some damn proxy servers first. The best method is to hijack off of someone else’s wireless using a cloned mac address that cannot be traced to anything stupid ass bitch.