WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
04.22.09This is a German television commercial that suggests you shop online instead of going to stores. Without going into details, it’s right up there with the Holocaust and scheisse porn in the category of “Things Germans Really Shouldn’t Have Shared with the World.” (David Hasselhoff was on that list until the hamburger video.)
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Scheisse is capitalized… like all German nouns.
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Holy shit, was not expecting that.
Why can’t American commercials be that hilariously violent?!
Freaking hysterical!
Heilige Scheisse! Who knew my ex-wife was German?
Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast
/required
Schindler’s List, as told to Jungstill.de:
Tennis shoes
iPod headphones
Socks
Also, Mike Tyson should forget about Jamie Foxx. That brunette is clearly the right choice to portray him.
Sweet Zombie Jesus, that is some fucked up shit.
If you want true insight into how evil is hardwired into the German DNA, go read the original un-Disneyfied versions of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. It’s like “Hostel” written as a children’s story.
Best German torture porn I’ve seen this week.
The last 20 seconds are pretty bad, but that’s a pretty nice punch to the face to begin though…