This is a German television commercial that suggests you shop online instead of going to stores. Without going into details, it’s right up there with the Holocaust and scheisse porn in the category of “Things Germans Really Shouldn’t Have Shared with the World.” (David Hasselhoff was on that list until the hamburger video.)
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There are 12 comments about:
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
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April 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Slothrop says:
Best German torture porn I’ve seen this week. |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Otto Man says:
Sweet Zombie Jesus, that is some fucked up shit. If you want true insight into how evil is hardwired into the German DNA, go read the original un-Disneyfied versions of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. It’s like “Hostel” written as a children’s story. |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Otto Man says:
Also, Mike Tyson should forget about Jamie Foxx. That brunette is clearly the right choice to portray him. |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Whowillsexmutombo? says:
Schindler’s List, as told to Jungstill.de: |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Tim Was Tim says:
Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast /required |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Old Centurian says:
Heilige Scheisse! Who knew my ex-wife was German? |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Beckenbauers Right Boot says:
Freaking hysterical! |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Eugene says:
Why can’t American commercials be that hilariously violent?! |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Pantherhands says:
Holy shit, was not expecting that. |
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April 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
La Schmoove says:
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. |
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May 8th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Chris says:
Scheisse is capitalized… like all German nouns. |
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The last 20 seconds are pretty bad, but that’s a pretty nice punch to the face to begin though…