WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: BOOBS, SCURVY
04.14.09
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Tipster Isaac just emailed me to say that Lil’ Kim’s boob fell out of her dress during the most recent episode (see the five-minute mark here). Oh I know, I was just as shocked as you.
American Idol (Fox) — The arduous process of narrowing it down to Adam Lambert continues. In case you’re jonesing for more Lambert, you can watch this 2005 video of him singing at a tribute to assassinated Israeli PM Yitzhak Rabin.
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) — Description of the episode: “Several skippers suffer from illnesses.” **shakes dice** C’monnnnnnnnnn SCURVY!
From G’s to Gents (MTV) — I guess this is the season 2 finale tonight. In a related story, there was a second season of this show.
90210 (CW) — A double treat of Tori Spelling and Diablo Cody. I’m only bringing this up again so that you can make sure to miss it.
Rescue Me (FX) — FX has done a nice job of assembling a group of shows that have become cult hits, many of which are overrated.
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Lil Kim honestly looks like she could be between 20 and 145. If you’re watching her on that show (becuase you’re a bored homo) keep in mind she fucked Biggie AND Tupac…over 15 years ago.
MTV and VH1 are in a fight to the death struggle for the worst show ever. G’s to Gents season 2. Advantage MTV.
I like “Rescue Me” okay. Denis Leary is great; no one else on the show really lights my fire (so to speak). It’s not highly rated enough to be overrated.
You best not be referring to It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, although I bet you are… that show is absolutely hilarious, one of the funniest on tv.
Shakier camera work: The Shield, or the Bourne series?
Lil Kim was dancing to “Jail House Rock”
Lil Kim just got out of Jail
You see how they did that?
What? You guys just skipped to the 5 min mark to see if there were boobs and didnt watch that gay ass dancing?
Yeah me too
I was gonna watch “Deadliest Catch”, but I don’t have a mullet anymore, and I no longer own an El Camino.
“I didn’t write a word about Rescue Me. I merely alluded vaguely to FX shows.”
I wasn’t getting defensive of the show, I’ve had a few peopel say they don’t like it, but I think it’s one of the best shows on tv, so I was hoping to get a tv critic’s take on the show. the way you wrote about FX made it seem like you thought Rescue Me was one of the shows that are overrated. Just wanted to hear your opinion on the show.
Well, Nip/Fuck and Damages are both overrated.
Rescue Me is okay, but the plots get a bit er…unrealistic. And the gayness, always with the gayness.
Care to elaborate on why you don’t like Rescue Me?
I didn’t write a word about Rescue Me. I merely alluded vaguely to FX shows.
When you said her “boob fell out” I was expecting it to separate from her body and crash to the floor.
I thought the answer would be:
Both used to hand out BJs behind a bowling alley.
/Aaron Spelling mansion joke
Care to elaborate on why you don’t like Rescue Me?
Ah, Diablo Cody and Tori Spelling. One used to be a stripper, and the other is about five years away from having to become one.