04.22.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: GARBAGE MOGULS!

“What’s on Tonight” is what happens when I go through the TV guide and make fun of select listings.  It is NOT the evening’s best or recommended programming.  So please, quit bitching about your show not being on here.

Garbage Moguls (National Geographic) — I adore the name of this show.  It’s such an honor, like calling someone a Trash Tycoon, or Sh-t Magnate.

The Cougar (TV Land) — RAWR!   Stacy sends home two competitors tonight.  Two contestants will get voted off “American Idol” tonight, too, but there’s only so much news I can stomach about that show.

Locked Up Abroad (National Geographic) — I locked up a broad once.  The police arrived.  She pressed charges.

UFO Hunters (History); Ghost Hunters (Dicovery); House Hunters (HGTV) — Eh, I’m not a big fan of spin-offs.  Fred Dryer is the only “Hunter” for me.

CNBC Originals: As Seen on TV (CNBC) — A look inside the $1.5 billion industry of infomercials.  Looks kind of interesting, if you like your television programs informative and non-sensational.  And I don’t.

Lost: The Story of the Oceanic 6 (ABC) — This is one of those retrospectives that gets new viewers and people who’ve missed episodes caught up to speed.  In other words: clip show.

Lie to Me (Fox) — Jennifer Beals guest-stars.  Is that reason enough to watch the end of Flashdance?  Why yes.  Yes it is.