NCIS (CBS) — Someone at the Chicago Tribune actually declared “NCIS” addictive. Yes: a “JAG” spin-off, addictive. I don’t mean to burst anyone’s bubble, but CIS snoops actually wear these things called “uniforms.” Also, the Navy doesn’t have sassy pig-tailed goth forensic scientists. The show would be more realistic if the investigators were giant robots who turn into F/A-18s that do bombing runs in Baghdad in between solving crimes. (DON’T YOU STEAL MY IDEA, BRUCKHEIMER!!!)
Fringe (Fox) — “The X-Files 2.0, Starring Pacey and Lt. Daniels” returns from hiatus with a new episode after a one-hour “American Idol.”
Biggest Loser: Couples (NBC) — Holy hell, it’s a TWO-HOUR episode tonight. I like the irony of people sitting on their couches for two hours watching fat people lose weight.
90210 (CW) — Tonight’s episode directed by Jason Priestly. **crosses fingers** C’monnnnn nostalgic sideburns!
Real Housewives of New Jersey Preview (Bravo) — Here’s my preview: WOOF.
UFC Unleashed (Spike) — Some good fights here, including UFC 92′s Rashad Evans versus Forrest Griffin and a great knockout from Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Just go drink some Powerthirst.
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who gives a shit i’d walk bare foot over hot broken glass for 10 mins with abbey ( coz thats all i’d manage )
I’ve been railing against the whole NCIS concept for years. In my (second-hand) experience, NCIS was a defense attorney’s best friend – their incompetence often led acquittals. They are far more likely to execute an undercover drug buy poorly that stop terrorists. I often say that “Cable Company Customer Service” would be a more realistic heroic series. NCIS is full of ex-military (& some current) who are all excited they can let their hair grow & stop wearing uniforms (& play cop).
Um, sorry – rant over.
Pauley Perrette is absolutely gorgeous! even if the show wasn’t that good i’d watch it just for her. and Mark Harmon looks better without the moustache too.
I read once that the goth chick character is based on real civilian who works for NCIS but I can’t find it again so maybe I’m wrong
9 times out of 10 I’d fuck the Israeli chick, but based on those pics, advantage: goth.
Either way I still watched Fringe tonight…I can watch NCIS when they show a million episodes at a time in syndication
Yeah, yeah, yeah, “Everybody hates NCIS and Mark Harmon is old”. Whatever.
Meanwhile, I would anger bang the goth bitch and the Israeli skank so hard that their teeth would rattle right the fuck out of their head.
If NCIS is a JAG – spin off, does that make it a…
… JAG-Off?
See what I did??
…a few toxic examples of why I abandonned commercial TV years ago: Moronic Numbskullery distilled to its purest, most brain-polluting essence. Dimwits On Parade–stay tuned–we’ll be back after all these incessant, idiotic messages…
Jrod?
I’d hit it.
I know the Navy guys wear uniforms. One’s a police man, one is an Indian chief, one’s a construction worker…
In a perfect world, having a neck tat would disqualify you for any indoor job.
Biggest Loser is almost always doled out in super-sized 2-hour portions. Its like 2 Big Macs.
Aw, dammit. Meant to include Rescue Me but I forgot — the guide I use has all 30 of the HBOs and Showtimes, so sometimes I miss the premium cable stuff.
What, no love for the Rescue Me season premiere?