WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘YOUR MOTHER’
04.13.09
“Here’s to me, for singlehandedly making this show decent.”
The Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother (CBS) — I like to call this hour “How I Banged Your Mother.” Of course, that show would only be 48 seconds long :(
Heroes (NBC) — Can you believe people used to talk about how awesome this show was? Now it’s part of NBC’s “Wasteland of Boredom Monday” lineup.
Two and a Half Men (CBS) — When that kid turns 18, they should cut him in half with a scythe. Y’know, just to keep the name accurate. And also for my amusement.
Greek (ABC Family) — This show would be WAY better if it were about anal sex. But then, I guess that’s true of most shows.
Black Snake Moan (Showtime) — Tons of awesome blues music and Christina Ricci screws anything that isn’t nailed down. Now that, my friends, is an excellent premise for a movie.
Doing DaVinci (Discovery) — Um, is that even legal? Oh. I need to stop taking these titles at face value.
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If you combine these titles, you get Heroes Moan and Two and a Half Men Big Bang Your Greek Mother while Doing DaVinci
Does anyone even watch Heroes anymore?
I don’t know why everyone is so down on Heroes these days. It treads a delicate line quite well – boring enough that you can usually convince your girlfriend to give you a blowjob while it’s on, but interesting enough to function as background.
…they should cut him in half with a lathe.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lathe
“This show would be WAY better if it were about anal sex. But then, I guess that’s true of most shows.”
- On behalf of the producers of “Real Sports with Bryant Gumble”, I officially disagree.
@Zack – That’s what happens when I try to do an afternoon at With Leather while concurrently writing posts here — I don’t scrub the post before publishing. Thanks.
@ WWSM – Then let’s all thank God there’s no “Gumbel 2 Gumbel”
WHAT’S ON ‘YOUR MOTHER’ TONIGHT:
Me.
Christina is so damn hot in that movie. If you havent seen it before you should make sure you wear something comfortable like jorts because you will be reaching for your wang at some point during that movie.
Man would I like to peanut butter my d* in Christina Ricci’s A!