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04.08.09 WOW, THAT’S A LOT OF BLOOD

In what I sincerely hope is the final edition of “photos from that time the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker after she bit his tongue” (see part one here), The Smoking Gun today released police photographs of ShamWow pitchman Vince Schlomi, Sasha Harris (the prostitute he fought with), and the hotel room where their fisticuffs occurred. See the entire gallery at TSG, but I’ve got what I consider the highlights right here, including:

Hey, is that blood in his hair? Why yes, yes it is.
Delivery! Did someone order a bloody hooker handcuffed to a hospital bed?
And look, she’s got blood in her hair, too! What a great couple!
Bloody sheets AND discarded condoms? Looks like quite a party.
Let he who hasn’t had his cell phone caked in dry blood throw the first punch at a hooker.

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There are 10 comments about:
WOW, THAT’S A LOT OF BLOOD

April 8th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

UberEric says:

i figured the shamWow guy could afford a cell phone from this decade, wheres the backpack battery? also covered in blood, im sure.

April 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Zack says:

Bah, my bedroom looks like that at least once a month.

/favorite fetish got knocked out early in the KSK tournament.

April 8th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Jay says:

Are those used condoms by the pillows?

April 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

nerd alert:
I think that’s the room phone.

April 8th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

qwijibo says:

He ain’t pretty no more!

April 8th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

CrabApple says:

“Hey hooker. Im only going to keep punching you in the face for about 20 minutes. I cant do this all night. You know my genes come from Germany so you know I can fuck you up real good and put you in a oven when Im done.”

April 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Pastor of Muppets says:

She still looks sexy to me.

April 8th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

That first picture is freaking me out man.

ShamWow?

No.

ShamSad.

April 8th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Pierre says:

I think ShamWow dude is in his full rights to punch the everliving fuck out of someone who is trying to bite his tongue off.

Man, woman, hooker, priest. Anyone.

April 8th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

CrabApple says:

Who kisses hookers?

I thought all hookers had a “No mouth kissing” policy?

I thought that because when I was a hooker, the hooker union almost beat me to death after they found out I would charge an extra $10 for it.

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