05.28.09 A NEW JESSICA SIMPSON REALITY SHOW?

It’s unrealistic. His wife wouldn’t leave him. Every time you say “why is she still with him?”, the answer’s obvious.

“Boner cock throbbing erection.”
– No one’s called me that since I was a cub scout leader.

Jessica may want to tan for a few hours next time without someone groping her thigh.

Whoops, looks like these comments are supposed to be on the “Hung” post.

Hmmmm. The Internet’s confusing.

Or rather, just the first two comments.

I don’t know, I’m not opposed to anything involving Jessica Simpson and “boner cock throbbing erection.”

I’d never marry this girl – that handprint on her thigh is clear evidence that she bruises too easily.

Forgive me grabbing the low hanging fruit, but what the f*ck does Jessica Simpson know about reality?

It’s awesome when hot girls get fat and then complain about the same ideals that made them special to begin with.

It’s less awesome when fat girls get hot and remember when you turned down going to the prom with them.

I perform at Sea World, too, so back off. Dolphin blowjobs count as a performance, amirite???

She should fire her publicist too. When everyone’s joking about how fat you’ve become, setting up the easy jokes about Shamu and blubber is unforgivable.

Suggested Title

Jessica Simpson: NOM NOM NOM

Two words: Bukkake Breakfast