A NEW JESSICA SIMPSON REALITY SHOW?
05.28.09
Us Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson visited several TV networks recently to pitch a new reality show in which she would explore different cultures’ perceptions of beauty and the scrutiny that women suffer. My suggestion for a title: “I Made This TV Show Because the Internet Was Mean to Me.”
The premise of the program, titled The Price of Beauty: “She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why,” says a source…
The insider continues that the onetime Newlyweds star, 28, will be hands-on with the show — and will even try some of the “shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful. Picture Fear Factor.”
Really? “Fear Factor”? Women get placed in vats of snakes and have to drink cockroach milkshakes to be considered beautiful in other cultures? Uh, sure, okay. My idea for the first episode is she goes to a country where women feel pressure to work out and not eat fast food. Oh, that one cuts deep. Sorry Jessica.
(Banner image and first four thumbnails are from a recent performance at Sea World. Yes, Sea World. FIRE YOUR AGENT.)
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Two words: Bukkake Breakfast
Suggested Title
Jessica Simpson: NOM NOM NOM
She should fire her publicist too. When everyone’s joking about how fat you’ve become, setting up the easy jokes about Shamu and blubber is unforgivable.
I perform at Sea World, too, so back off. Dolphin blowjobs count as a performance, amirite???
It’s less awesome when fat girls get hot and remember when you turned down going to the prom with them.
It’s awesome when hot girls get fat and then complain about the same ideals that made them special to begin with.
Forgive me grabbing the low hanging fruit, but what the f*ck does Jessica Simpson know about reality?
I’d never marry this girl – that handprint on her thigh is clear evidence that she bruises too easily.
I don’t know, I’m not opposed to anything involving Jessica Simpson and “boner cock throbbing erection.”
Or rather, just the first two comments.
Whoops, looks like these comments are supposed to be on the “Hung” post.
Hmmmm. The Internet’s confusing.
Jessica may want to tan for a few hours next time without someone groping her thigh.
“Boner cock throbbing erection.”
– No one’s called me that since I was a cub scout leader.
It’s unrealistic. His wife wouldn’t leave him. Every time you say “why is she still with him?”, the answer’s obvious.