Comments on: A NEW JESSICA SIMPSON REALITY SHOW?

By: baumer

baumer — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:24:38 +0000

Two words: Bukkake Breakfast

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:37:45 +0000

Suggested Title

Jessica Simpson: NOM NOM NOM

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:17:01 +0000

She should fire her publicist too. When everyone’s joking about how fat you’ve become, setting up the easy jokes about Shamu and blubber is unforgivable.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:09:00 +0000

I perform at Sea World, too, so back off. Dolphin blowjobs count as a performance, amirite???

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:59:07 +0000

It’s less awesome when fat girls get hot and remember when you turned down going to the prom with them.

By: Taco_JOnes

Taco_JOnes — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:56:42 +0000

It’s awesome when hot girls get fat and then complain about the same ideals that made them special to begin with.

By: wehavehair

wehavehair — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:40:24 +0000

Forgive me grabbing the low hanging fruit, but what the f*ck does Jessica Simpson know about reality?

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:39:17 +0000

I’d never marry this girl – that handprint on her thigh is clear evidence that she bruises too easily.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:26:20 +0000

I don’t know, I’m not opposed to anything involving Jessica Simpson and “boner cock throbbing erection.”

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:21:08 +0000

Or rather, just the first two comments.