I would hate to ever give the impression that I’m shilling for something that will air on MTV, but Andy Samberg will host the MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, and in this promo for the show he introduces his submission for the Best Fight Scene Award: a scene from the not-an-actual-movie Knuckle Up in which he and Rashida Jones engage in an excruciating battle.
And that’s really the whole point of this: Rashida Jones. Man, do I get nerd pangs for her. She’s so pretty and cool and funny that I get all nervous and achy for her, like how I acted around girls in junior high. Not like now, when I cry after sex and beg them to stay the rest of the hour.

I would love to go a couple rounds in the ring with Rashida. And by that I mean have freak, nasty sex with her inside a boxing ring.
Isn’t “Knuckle Up” what Daisy from Daisy of Love calls having sex?
You can afford a whole hour? Damn. I should start blogging.
Yeah, she could get it. And by it, I mean my Captain Insano.
Rashida Jones had me at “CALL OF DUTY!!!” /metal fingers
Is the video funny? I bet its funny! I’ll never know though since I’m not part of the USA and therefore I don’t matter.
I am fighting with Rahida in my pants right now……. and again. One more time… and I’m good.
3rd round TKO.
The only fight I want to have with Rashida Jones is over who should wear the French Maid Outfit.