Comments on: BRISTOL PALIN: ‘DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I SCREW’

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:03:45 +0000

+1 The Comish

By: BuddyRepperton

BuddyRepperton — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:24:41 +0000

FUCK OFF LAWRENCE

By: The Comish (sic)

The Comish (sic) — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:24:18 +0000

“The issue here is the hypocritical refusal of pragmatism.”

I know! What’s next? Ex-cons trying to teach us that “crime doesn’t pay”? Drug addicts telling us that drug abuse is bad? High school dropouts telling us to “stay in school”?

It’s almost as if they expect us to believe that these people can tell us about the consequences now that they’ve lived through the experience.

Whatevs, hypocrites. We’re not buying your ticket to Squaresville. You did it, so you are forever prohibited from suggesting that others should make a different choice.

By: Sean D. Martin

Sean D. Martin — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:34:12 +0000

“She’s promoting a great thing — abstinence. Find me something else that works 100 percent of the time.”

Well, certainly abstinence programs don’t.

By: Hank Spank

Hank Spank — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:15:02 +0000

Should’ve pulled a Billy Bob.

Bristol: “When I was little, I used to bug my Mom for a Barbie house. ‘Momma, please’, I’d say. Eventually I crafted one from an old shoebox. I used my dirty underwear for Barbie’s couch and pretended Jem had a gastrointestinal disorder.”
Interview Guy: “Uh, what-what does that–”
Bristol: “It wasn’t quite the same as the real Barbie house, but it was all well and good.”
Interview Guy: “Okay, maybe we could redirect to the abstinence talk?”
Bristol: “Would you say that shit about Mother Theresa?”

By: AEVC again

AEVC again — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:53:06 +0000

It’s about fucking time we had more teenage girls advocating anal sex. I didn’t bother watching the clip but that’s what she was talking about, right?

By: BuddyRepperton

BuddyRepperton — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:36:05 +0000

Hooo Baby! I never get tired of Palin Jokes!

Oh behave!

NOT!

(Those little catch phrases are old, amd out-dated you see.)

By: Panty Man

Panty Man — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:30:55 +0000

+1 Punch R. However–what duct tape has to do with abstinence, my parole officer and I have no idea.

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:05:11 +0000

To clarify, I was talking about Bristol, not Sarah.

Wait… … … yeah, either one works.

By: ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:04:06 +0000

Come on, guys. She’s kinda cute, obviously promiscuous, completely dumb and Republican.
That’s hitting for the proverbial cycle in my book.