true-blood-hedVampires across the centuries have always known that black, unlike Fangtasia t-shirts, never goes out of style

So, here are the first non-poster, non-teaser trailer images from the coming season of “True Blood.”  Judging by the pictures, this season’s forecast is 60% hunkier with a chance of boobs.  Other than that, I’m guessing there will be more of the same: Anna Paquin is still kind of attractive as long as her mouth is shut, vampires can be identified by their paleness, and all of the accents sound like (as Spencer Hall put it) — “clown shoes for the tongue.” Because they’re f-cking terrible, you see.

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