05.08.09 I APPROVE OF CLOWN MURDER

Catch all the Couche-Tard clown commercials on the last web site URL available, clownpenis.fart

Is this the definition of tragicomedy?

They should make a show called “The Midget Whisperer” and the guy just goes around showing people how to interact with midgets so that they wont be so afraid.

French Canadians….LOL!

I’m going to get a job in their product development department.

Enjoy the new & improved Sloche – now with real chunks of ungrateful-cheating-bitch-ex-wife!

Oh God, if I ever met a midget clown at the top of the Sears tower, I’d probably just crap my pants until I died

It would be much less trouble to just eat at White Castle.

+1 whh

There was a Couche Tard in the lobby of my building during my last year of university, and they’re slushes were like Slurpees with 10X more syrup. I bought one when I was on shrooms and ended up being awoken on the 50 yard line of our university’s football field at 4 in the morning. Good times!

>>awoken on the 50 yard line of our university’s football field <<
In Canada, that’s 60 yards from the end zone, or something.

Oops…yes…the 55 yard line.

/Hates CFL for only having 3 downs and an end zone bigger than my house

Pffffft, amateurs. Don’t they know that the best way to get a clown to scream in agony and curse their very existance is to cut off a single finger at a time, and then stuff it down their throats (or other orifices)?

These French-Canadians copycats should check out the videos I recorded in my basement. Well, after I get full immunity and a promise not to be extradited back to the US.