Comments on: I APPROVE OF CLOWN MURDER http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder A much better television blog than you deserve Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:39:56 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: J.L White http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4476 J.L White Fri, 08 May 2009 21:50:23 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4476 Pffffft, amateurs. Don't they know that the best way to get a clown to scream in agony and curse their very existance is to cut off a single finger at a time, and then stuff it down their throats (or other orifices)? These French-Canadians copycats should check out the videos I recorded in my basement. Well, after I get full immunity and a promise not to be extradited back to the US. Pffffft, amateurs. Don’t they know that the best way to get a clown to scream in agony and curse their very existance is to cut off a single finger at a time, and then stuff it down their throats (or other orifices)?

These French-Canadians copycats should check out the videos I recorded in my basement. Well, after I get full immunity and a promise not to be extradited back to the US.

]]> By: Leapin_Lizards http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4469 Leapin_Lizards Fri, 08 May 2009 21:21:09 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4469 Oops...yes...the 55 yard line. /Hates CFL for only having 3 downs and an end zone bigger than my house Oops…yes…the 55 yard line.

/Hates CFL for only having 3 downs and an end zone bigger than my house

]]> By: Tim Was Tim http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4467 Tim Was Tim Fri, 08 May 2009 21:04:54 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4467 >>awoken on the 50 yard line of our university’s football field << In Canada, that's 60 yards from the end zone, or something. >>awoken on the 50 yard line of our university’s football field <<
In Canada, that’s 60 yards from the end zone, or something.

]]> By: Leapin_Lizards http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4458 Leapin_Lizards Fri, 08 May 2009 19:42:54 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4458 There was a Couche Tard in the lobby of my building during my last year of university, and they're slushes were like Slurpees with 10X more syrup. I bought one when I was on shrooms and ended up being awoken on the 50 yard line of our university's football field at 4 in the morning. Good times! There was a Couche Tard in the lobby of my building during my last year of university, and they’re slushes were like Slurpees with 10X more syrup. I bought one when I was on shrooms and ended up being awoken on the 50 yard line of our university’s football field at 4 in the morning. Good times!

]]> By: Otto Man http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4443 Otto Man Fri, 08 May 2009 17:46:03 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4443 +1 whh +1 whh

]]> By: wehavehair http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4438 wehavehair Fri, 08 May 2009 17:29:18 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4438 <i>Oh God, if I ever met a midget clown at the top of the Sears tower, I’d probably just crap my pants until I died</i> It would be much less trouble to just eat at White Castle. Oh God, if I ever met a midget clown at the top of the Sears tower, I’d probably just crap my pants until I died

It would be much less trouble to just eat at White Castle.

]]> By: Whowillsexmutombo? http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4437 Whowillsexmutombo? Fri, 08 May 2009 17:09:11 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4437 I'm going to get a job in their product development department. Enjoy the new & improved Sloche - now with real chunks of ungrateful-cheating-bitch-ex-wife! I’m going to get a job in their product development department.

Enjoy the new & improved Sloche – now with real chunks of ungrateful-cheating-bitch-ex-wife!

]]> By: Captain_Insano http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4436 Captain_Insano Fri, 08 May 2009 17:04:30 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4436 French Canadians....LOL! French Canadians….LOL!

]]> By: CrabApple http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4435 CrabApple Fri, 08 May 2009 17:01:18 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4435 They should make a show called "The Midget Whisperer" and the guy just goes around showing people how to interact with midgets so that they wont be so afraid. They should make a show called “The Midget Whisperer” and the guy just goes around showing people how to interact with midgets so that they wont be so afraid.

]]> By: Otto Man http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/05/i-approve-of-clown-murder/comment-page-1#comment-4434 Otto Man Fri, 08 May 2009 16:34:34 +0000 http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/?p=2278#comment-4434 Is this the definition of tragicomedy? Is this the definition of tragicomedy?

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