Japan has created a lot of really scary things; I know because I’ve masturbated to half of them. But an orangutan putting on a gorilla mask has to be one of the more unsettling things I’ve seen this year. I can’t quite put my finger on why it freaks me out so much — something about the similarity of the two species just sends shivers down my spine. Like Ronald Reagan in a Nixon mask.
Anyway, if the image alone isn’t enough to weird you out, continue below to watch the Japanese TV clip. This is gonna change the entire landscape of my night terrors. So long, flying sharks; hellloooooo orangorillas.
[UniqueDaily via I <3 Chaos]


Try drinking her pretty
Nazi Shark is not going to be too pleased with you…
I would have gone with “gorangutan” instead of “orangorilla” but that’s just me.
When’s this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jKeGyUCJE) going to release Orangutan in a Gorilla Mask as a hit single?