JON AND KATE ARE DOING GREAT
05.21.09TLC has posted a two-minute clip from the new season of “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” and the entire thing is a testament to how awful their relationship has gotten. They both sound exhausted, and not we-have-eight-kids-exhausted. More like I’m-tired-of-looking-at-the-other-person-exhausted. In fact, during the entire clip, the only time they appear onscreen together is to sing “Happy Birthday” to their sextuplets. That is the ONLY thing that could get them in the same frame together. Finally, near the end, Jon says, “Kate and I obviously have been going through a lot of stuff,” which is refreshing to hear. Because, yeah man, we’re kinda privy to you cheating on your harpy of a wife and all of the various ways she’s revealed herself to be a mean, joyless shrike.
As for the picture? Well, that’s a screen capture of Kate when she was pregnant with sextuplets. Because TLC hates you, and so do I.


You could probably drive a Brinks truck through that pussy now…
My roommate has been watching this show on dvd. On the one hand, she’s studying to be a social worker. On the other hand, fuck sakes these people are terrible human beings.
Because TLC hates you, and so do I.
I just think if you got to know me a little better, we could get along. Maybe not be best friends forever, but we could hang out a couple of times a month or something.
Jesus Christ, put up a new post already. Anything. Just push this off the top of the page. I’d rather smell the bed sheets after she pushed those kids out than look at her again.
LS, pretty much a carbon copy of Mary Carey actually.
Is she going to eat that turkey all by herself? Wait… what?
Say what you want, but her belly looks like one giant titty.
HOT!
Yep…once again I am reminded of that scene from Slither.