The Florence & White Ford dealership came up with a great idea for a commercial: have a cute kid be the spokesperson! Except it would take, like, an entire day to get the kid to say all the lines, and they only rented the cameras for an hour, so… HEY! I know! Let’s just paste a creepy man’s mouth over the kid’s face! Great work, everybody! Now go home and enjoy a nice night of this child haunting your dreams.
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LOCAL CAR DEALERSHIPS MAKE GREAT ADS
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May 6th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
E12 says:
I just love that it is 20 minutes from Lebanon…. |
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May 6th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
jmag says:
Wow. You think that’s creepy? How about this Minnesota pawn shop commercial? Now THIS is creepy. |
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May 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Duke of Madness says:
@jmag: That is some fucked up shit. At least the E-trade commercials are somewhat funny, which helps ease the creepiness factor. This is just wrong. |
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May 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Jessica Dwyer says:
That’s another Oregon ad isn’t it. Good god. |
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May 6th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
eliza do-little says:
Now now Ufford, give the kid a break. Public speaking is hard, even when you get more than one take. Besides, for all you know he may have some sort of mental disability…which would mean, of course, that he has super-human strength…*gulp*…um…pleasant dreams? |
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May 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
ptkleinus says:
I found the grunt at the very end more disturbing than anything else. |
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Dammit! Now I can’t see that kids soft mouth.