I watched a lot of “Tiny Toon Adventures” when I was a kid, but I never saw this episode, “One Beer.” In it, Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Hamton steal a beer. And over the course of the entire day and night that it takes them to share one beer, they transform into unshaven drifters in tramps’ clothes who end up stealing a cop car. Which I think we can all agree is slightly unrealistic. I mean, it takes more than just a beer to get farm animals drunk. Or, uh, so I’ve heard. Shut up! Why don’t YOU try putting the moves on a sober sow!
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For being “under the influence”, Plucky sure drives really well.
While it is easy to convey to kids through a cartoon that drinking is bad, we adults find ways to justify it by saying that its slightly unrealistic. Obviously, I see where you stand on this argument. Great post, nonetheless!
I’m fairly certain that I am the only person that still reads The Onion, but in my long-standing tradition of using the comment section to write about something other than the post, I bring you this
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/smoke_monster_from_lost_given_own?utm_source=a-section
It’s not “funny” per se, but it is TV related. Whatever, fuck you guys, you should just be impressed I’m able to operate a keyboard when I’m this hungover
This is clearly a rip-off of the Muppet Babies crystal-meth episode.