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Mary-Louise Parker awesomely showed her bare breasts in this season’s finale of “Weeds,” but now she says she regrets agreeing to the scene of her in the bathtub, claiming she was “goaded” into doing it.  Page Six says:

“I didn’t think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I’m bitter,” the star of the Showtime series says in the June issue of More magazine. “I knew it was going to be on the Internet: ‘Mary-Louise shows off her big nipples.’ I wish I hadn’t done that. I was goaded into it.”

Whoa whoa whoa.  Whoa now.  Mary-Louise, honey, we gotta work on that body image.  Your nipples are GREAT, okay?  I mean, I haven’t studied them in detail or anything, ha ha.  No, that would be weird.  I just kinda glanced at them, thought “okay, nice” and then went on with my day like a regular non-creepy person.  Yup, just a little glance and then I went back to doing what I was doing before.  Which was masturbating.

(naughty images available at The Superficial)