sailor-catIt starts off promising, but goes on way too long. Bill Hader and Seth Meyers teamed up to write an issue of Spider-Man for Marvel.  Eh, at least it’ll suck less than Tim Gunn as Iron Man.  [New York Times]

‘When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?’ Everything there is to know about Itchy and Scratchy.  [Gunaxin]

I’m not sure we agree on the meaning of the word ‘classic’: Ten classic Celebrity Deathmatch fights.  How about we just call them “somewhat memorable”?  [Hail Mary Jane]

Joel McHale and I should be friends. An advance review of next fall’s “Community” on NBC.  The featurette doesn’t lie: this is gonna be good.  [Televisionary]

Finally, I can sleep at night: Kiefer Sutherland will not be prosecuted for the infamous headbutt.  [TMZ]

Only one more week: The list of guests for Conan O’Brien’s first week hosting “The Tonight Show.”  Needs more Masturbating Bear.  [NBC]

All right, now go off and enjoy your holiday.  Sailor Cat’s gonna stay right here and defend your Constitutional right to barbecue.  And maybe watch a little of “What Not to Wear.”