OH SHUT UP, PAULA
05.08.09
Remember yesterday, when we all learned how Paula Abdul — pictured here with Orlando Magic center Shaquille O’Neal — opened up to Ladies Home Journal about her addiction to painkillers? Well, she was probably high on painkillers when she said that, because now she’s saying she didn’t say that. Follow?
Paula Abdul said on WKQI’s Mojo in the Morning radio show today that the quotes in the Ladies Home Journal article referenced below are fabricated…
“It was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something I never said,” she explains. “I’ve never checked into a rehab clinic. I’ve never been addicted or abused drugs, and I’ve never been addicted or abused alcohol. I’ve never even been drunk in my life.”
Yup, that’s right. Ladies Home Journal interviewed Paula, but it wasn’t interesting enough, so they totally fabricated a painkiller addiction story about someone who’s obviously addicted to painkillers. Thank goodness that Paula Abdul — a woman known for her eloquence and clear mind — could right this journalistic wrong. Shame on you, Ladies Home Journal! That’ll teach you to print the things Paula Abdul told you in an interview!

Ladies Home Journal is a pro-sex propaganda machine. Myself, Hayden Whatsinheraire, Bristol Palin and Matt Garza won’t settle for it.
The cat’s name: MC Skat Kat
Shaq is happy because Paula is perfect Blow-J height.
Of course, this is no surprise, as we all know how badly the Ladies Home Journal fucked up Charles Barkley’s autobiography.
You’re my Ladies Home Journal, Matt.
Why does it look like Shaq just got into a fight with the giant Kool Aid Jug?
Oldest Hollywood trick in the book, going after the journalistic integrity of the Ladies Home Journal.
I hope no one rush-rushes to judgment about Paula Abdul after reading the article…
(someone kill me)
It wasn’t her that said it, it was Krazy Kat, or whatever the fuck that Cat’s name is in the ‘Opposites Attract’ video.
Pray. For. Mojo.
Mojo in the Morning can’t handle the truth