OLIVIA WILDE IS THE HOTTEST
05.13.09
Maxim Magazine has named “House” co-star Olivia Wilde the #1 Hottest Woman on the Planet (or whatever the appropriate title is) in its annual list of the “Hot 100.” They say:
The pulse-quickening internist played by Olivia Wilde on House, M.D. is named Thirteen (which we presume is out of 10) and has a terminal illness that causes her to dabble in drugs and casual sex. (That’s how we want to go!) But we were drooling over this N.Y.C. native long before she was injected into Fox’s hit medical drama.
Not to quibble with someone else’s subjective rankings of beauty — Olivia Wilde is so pretty she makes my eyes hurt — but Jennifer Love Hewitt is #10 on the list. If Jennifer Love Hewitt were actually the 10th hottest woman on the planet (and not just the result of Maxim favoring the women it had featured on its cover over the past year), I’d probably kill myself.
In conclusion, pretty pictures! (See also: InGameNow’s video collection of Wilde kissing girls.)
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Foarte buna foto you
BEAUTY
more pictures: http://www.celebrityandpics.com/olivia-wilde-gets-first-place-on-maxims-2009-hot-100-list/
What? She’s not even the hottest chick on that show.
She’s hella talented. I loved Citizen Kane.
Her face is immaculate, no doubt, but does anyone have a problem with the top three weighing 250 lbs if you combine them? When did boobies go out of style? I would be worried (were I a man) that if I stuck my penis into one of those women the pubic symphysis would slice it in half. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fattist, I just miss women like Sophia Loren and Claudia Cardinale.
PS I know that the pubic symphysis is cartilage, not bone, and thus not as sharp, but it could still snap your banjo string if you catch my drift
But….women are supposed to have boobs, no?
I believe Megan Fox was quoted as saying she wanted to go Lez with Olivia Wilde. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Once again, Maxim displays gross ineptitude. How could they besmirch Bea Arthur?
/2 Live Crew also says, dance too much booty in the pants
In conclusion, pretty pictures!
Now THAT is a thesis we can all get behind.
Hottest woman fail
To quote the 2 Live Crew: “Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to fuck!”
Or at least that’s what I’ll be thinking later when I also to the tube sock 2 step.
She’s no Olivia Munn, but i’d still use a tube sock as a receptacle tip to her pics later tonight.