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Rashida Jones, the super-pretty and super-funny co-star of “Parks and Recreation,” is reportedly dating someone other than me, causing three consecutive frowny faces :( :( :( on an otherwise emoticon-unfriendly blog.  Best Week Ever cites a tipster’s account of Rashida K-I-S-S-I-N-G Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau, the hunky 27-year-old who did not direct and star in Swingers.

Here’s how it went down: Rashida and Jon were hanging out in an exclusive bar in the Georgetown area (yes, D.C. does have “exclusive places”, unless you’re a WASP, as then the world is your nest.) Our tipster reports that the two were attached at the hip all evening, until they starting making out with each other at the bar. Eventually, they left with one another. We can only assume they did the inevitable… shake hands (hands = genitals.)

Aw, man.  A good-looking young dude who writes the president’s speeches.  He’s probably better than me at everything.  Except fart noises!  Look at me, I can do it with just my hands!  No armpit needed!  Don’t act like you’re not impressed, Rashida!