Rashida Jones, the super-pretty and super-funny co-star of “Parks and Recreation,” is reportedly dating someone other than me, causing three consecutive frowny faces :( :( :( on an otherwise emoticon-unfriendly blog. Best Week Ever cites a tipster’s account of Rashida K-I-S-S-I-N-G Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau, the hunky 27-year-old who did not direct and star in Swingers.
Here’s how it went down: Rashida and Jon were hanging out in an exclusive bar in the Georgetown area (yes, D.C. does have “exclusive places”, unless you’re a WASP, as then the world is your nest.) Our tipster reports that the two were attached at the hip all evening, until they starting making out with each other at the bar. Eventually, they left with one another. We can only assume they did the inevitable… shake hands (hands = genitals.)
Aw, man. A good-looking young dude who writes the president’s speeches. He’s probably better than me at everything. Except fart noises! Look at me, I can do it with just my hands! No armpit needed! Don’t act like you’re not impressed, Rashida!


How hard is it to write speeches for Obama?
He could read the ingredients in a bottle of listerine and get a standing ovation with half the people crying.
Just make sure you get her to sign the sex waiver beforehand.
Spread the Wealth?
Thats what she said.
easily the hottest girl a holy cross grad has ever banged
super-funny co-star of the super-shitty “Parks and Recreation”
Actually, the Jon Favreau that was in Swingers didn’t direct it either. Just saying. He is hunky though.
Let’s congratulate our friend Jon. In an alley. With a tire iron. Repeatedly.
Hey you Jon Favreau, you get your damn hands off her.
The banner picture makes me feel less sad, though; she looks terrible there.
Awww. Don’t worry about it Ufford, she’ll come around. You’re way hotter than Jon Favreau…maybe…I don’t know, I’ve never actually seen you…but deep down, all women will take comedy over plitical influence. Being erudite is not enough, women need a guy who is both erudite AND capable of writing a solid boner joke. Advantage: you.
Blah, she’s easy. She’ll sleep with anyone who writes speeches for powerful political figures.