SARAH PALIN ON ‘AMERICAN CHOPPER’
05.01.09Sarah Palin was on “American Chopper” last night, and I don’t really want to give this any kind of a political bent so I’ll just stand back and make fart sounds in the corner. But I will say this: the following exchange made me love Paul Teutel Sr just a little bit.
Teutel: So you snowmobile?
Palin: Oh yeah. Snow machine. Yes.
Teutel: What kind of snowmobile do you got?
Memo to Alaskans: EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CALLS THEM SNOWMOBILES. You can’t change this. Your state is lame. (p.s. Sorry about the glaciers :( )
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Now if we could get New Yorkers to stop saying “on line” instead of “in line”. You don’t walk onto a room, you walk into a room. You don’t walk onto the woods, you walk into the woods. If you’re standing on the line, you’re standing on somebody’s head. And that hasn’t happened since Crocodile Dundee did it IN the subway station.
Everyone else in the country says “in line” so get over yourself. Sorry, but that shit drives me nuts.
And when did Mickey Rourke grow that sweet mustache?
Pop is just the sound people think soda makes. Like calling a “car” a “Rooooooooooooommmmmmmm machine”
I believe it would just be called “Roooooooooooommmmmmmm” Also it’s easier to say “soda” in a pompous tone which is certainly a point against ever using it.
And Alaska? This is from all of Canada – we don’t want you. Seriously. We’ll take anything. Heck, half our country is ICE that’s melting and another 1/4 is inhabited by glue-sniffing natives but we STILL don’t want you. You guys are weird.
@Crabapple: In South Africa they called them “cooldrinks,” which is even more retarded.
Tim was Tim, I was going to say…I’m sure that 50 years of statehood smarts a little to her hubby.
Pop is just the sound people think soda makes. Like calling a “car” a “Rooooooooooooommmmmmmm machine”
Actually, I’m pretty sure that’s how Palin refers to a car.
I hate it when people say “pop” when referring to any kind of soda drink.
Soda actully makes sense. It is short for an ingredient in it. Sodium bicarbonate
Pop is just the sound people think soda makes. Like calling a “car” a “Rooooooooooooommmmmmmm machine”
Pop is however better than how the Brits refer to “Soda”, which is “Fizzy drinks”, which is just gay as shit.
I know nothing about motorcycles. Having said that I have seen this show in the past. Essentially, they order frames, gas tanks, engines, wheels and tires and put it together. So… What? They’re basically the last step in the assembly line? Unless something has changed in the years I stopped watching it I’ll never understand why anyone would pay a premium price for a motorcycle ordered piece by piece out of someone else’s catalog.
now when i see her all i can think is “Oh look, Tina Faye’s doing the hilarious stupid person bit”
If you want to celebrate 50 years as a state, don’t record a video greeting for your husband’s secessionist group where you thank them for all the good work they’ve been doin.’
Dontchaknow.
Nothing honors Alaska more than using tax payer money to build the slutty governor a motorcycle.
Sweet fucking jesus, where can I get a couch made out a bear like she has?
If Barack Obama is my new bicycle, does that make Sarah Palin my new snowmobile?
Because, honestly, a bicycle is probably more useful, but I’d rather ride a snowmobile.
I love that he’s wearing his shades in the governor’s office and pretending he’s not completely bored.
Actually in Alaska, we call the snow-gos. Ask a real Alaskan. Not an import from Idaho.
Would.