For the last couple of months, I’ve been as fascinated by these “Star Trek: The Next Generation” re-cuts/edits as Best Week Ever‘s been. And now, thanks to J.J. Abrams, Star Trek is relevant this week. Check it out, it’s an UHURA NAKED SEX SCENE!!! Nah, just kidding — it’s a Riker clone getting intimate with LeVar Burton’s Geordi. I’ll warn you: it’s weird, and it’s kinda creepy, but the final act makes it worth it. You broke Picard’s heart, you monsters!

Seems to me that Picard was finishing up a shame orgasm at the end of that clip.
Don’t fret about it none, Q-ball; we’ve all been there before. WHY DON’T YOU REPLY TO MY EMAILS, BRENT SPINER! I COULD HAVE SHOWED YOU THIS EMOTION WE CALL LOVE!!!
#1 likes it in his #2.
There! Are! FOUR! Rikers!