I’ve spent most of my adult life despising Los Angeles, but perhaps it’s time I gave that city its due: L.A. clinics are the first in the country to have vending machines for medical marijuana. of course, you need a real prescription, and the machines require fingerprint verification (buzzkill!), but still. Man. Weed machines, dude. WEED. MACHINES!
And yeah, I realize this is a pretty tenuous connection to television, but it’s a CBS News report. Um, a CBS News Web report. So really, no TV connection at all. But c’mon! Weed machines dude!

>But what if you currently suck dick for weed? Where does
that leave us….. i mean them?
Sucking exhaust pipes.
But what if you currently suck dick for weed? Where does that leave us….. i mean them?
What happens when the weed machines become self-aware?
They’ll develop a plan to destroy all humans, but then in a couple minutes forget what they were talking about and try to find out if “Battlebots” is on cable anywhere.
What happens when the weed machines become self-aware?
“That will be used for ‘chronic’ pain.”
If they combined weed machines with snack machines I think my brain would become the speed of light squared