‘TRUE BLOOD’ SEASON 2 TRAILER: EH
05.04.09Here’s the new trailer for Season 2 of HBO’s “True Blood,” which debuts June 14th. It’s got everything you could possibly want in a trailer. Blood! Bayou! Bob Dylan! Absolutely no hint of what might happen!
Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of being tricked into thinking Anna Paquin is a sex symbol? Okay, so she won an Oscar in middle school, now we’re expected to want to see her tits? HBO’s about 15 years too late on that one, am I right? Who’s with me? Hello?
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Anna Pacquin shall henceforth be named Anna Pacman due to her massive, hideous teeth and propensity for gobbling up “sexy” roles to the confusion of all straight men. Wakka-waaka-waaka-deeddoooda-boop!
i just… i ahhh, i just like boobs.
actually, that might’ve told more than you realize
Absolutely no hint at what might happen? That’s enough for me!
I like when that Sam guy turned into a dog, but why’d they make it like a Border Collie? I mean, they could’ve went with a scary dog like an Irish Wolfhound or something, not something my friend had in Grade 2. Just kidding, haha…I love you Patches!
This just in: Vampires aren’t real.
Actually I like this ad. It makes a lot more sense than some of the goddamn Sopranos ones they used to do.
They picked Paquin for this series because she doesn’t need prosthetics to look like a vampire. Because she has snaggleteeth, you see.
Bob Dylan is still alve?