‘TRUE BLOOD’ SEASON 2 TRAILER: EH
05.04.09Here’s the new trailer for Season 2 of HBO’s “True Blood,” which debuts June 14th. It’s got everything you could possibly want in a trailer. Blood! Bayou! Bob Dylan! Absolutely no hint of what might happen!
Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of being tricked into thinking Anna Paquin is a sex symbol? Okay, so she won an Oscar in middle school, now we’re expected to want to see her tits? HBO’s about 15 years too late on that one, am I right? Who’s with me? Hello?
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Bob Dylan is still alve?
They picked Paquin for this series because she doesn’t need prosthetics to look like a vampire. Because she has snaggleteeth, you see.
Actually I like this ad. It makes a lot more sense than some of the goddamn Sopranos ones they used to do.
This just in: Vampires aren’t real.
I like when that Sam guy turned into a dog, but why’d they make it like a Border Collie? I mean, they could’ve went with a scary dog like an Irish Wolfhound or something, not something my friend had in Grade 2. Just kidding, haha…I love you Patches!
Absolutely no hint at what might happen? That’s enough for me!
actually, that might’ve told more than you realize
i just… i ahhh, i just like boobs.
Anna Pacquin shall henceforth be named Anna Pacman due to her massive, hideous teeth and propensity for gobbling up “sexy” roles to the confusion of all straight men. Wakka-waaka-waaka-deeddoooda-boop!