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05.26.09 UHHHH…

Granted, I have a sick mind that tries to misconstrue everything I hear into something sexual, but for the life of me I don’t know what the woman in this old Dawn commercial (”It gets the grease out”) could possibly be saying other than “Do you want a blowjob?”  Is it an outtake?  A forgery?  Is she saying something else I can’t decipher?  I don’t know.  Personally, I’m kinda hoping that the early ’80s were so awesome that people in commercials could say, “This is a great product!  Let’s f-ck.”  That’s way better than the early ’80s I remember.

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May 26th, 2009 at 10:42 am
PastorOfMuppets says:

Yes i would like a blowjob. and bring the Dawn with you for anal anal lube.

May 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
StuScottBooyahs says:

Must’ve been re-dubbed.

May 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Sports and TV Fan Following Ufford around the Interwebs says:

Back in the 80’s, I’m pretty sure “blow job” was a cocaine thing. Which doesn’t make it better.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Kid Presentable says:

She’ll just pretend she’s blowing the Brawny guy the whole time.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Whowillsexmutombo? says:

that dude looks like Alan Alda’s butch older brother.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Whowillsexmutombo? says:

I was also half expecting Dr. Marvin Candle / Piere Chang to show up in the background, by the way.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Grimey says:

Offering blowjobs is nothing new to 80’s commercials. Did you all forget the “Where’s The Beef” lady?

May 26th, 2009 at 11:48 am
La Schmoove says:

Sounds like she’s the one that’s gonna be getting the grease out.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:48 am
StuScottBooyahs says:

@Grimey: Don’t give me nightmares like that.

May 26th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Duke of Madness says:

I knew there was a reason I’ve used Dawn all these years…

May 26th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I Have No Avatar says:

Use Dawn, get a blowjob…best selling point ever.

May 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Mike says:

I think she asks “Do you want a porkchop?” Dishes>food>grease>soap…you get the connection. Let’s pretend she wants to give a blowjob though, that’s better than a porkchop

May 27th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Ralph Thomas says:

Shes cute, a BJ would be greatly appreciated!

RT
http://www.privacy-tools.echoz.com

May 27th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Arjun says:

“you wanna blow, john?”

May 27th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
fapsauss says:

she says, “you want a pork chop”

May 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Larry Mead says:

One of the most mind-numbing jobs for people in video production is shooting commercials. It’s droll, but also surreal in that you have to direct actors to say lines that are completely alien to how people really act. Add to that, you have (douchebag) marketing people on set tweaking everything possible.

So how do you ease the situation and keep the mood light enough so everyone can work well? You shoot a few takes of dumb jokes like “Want a blowjob?” It’s just there to make the cast & crew laugh. It was never intended to be shown publicly.

May 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Phil says:

She deffinetely says “Do you want a pork chop?”. Audio recording back in the day was absolutely horrible. Pork=greasy. Dawn destroys grease. Pork chop + dawn= grease that will get destroyed.

May 27th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Northern accent says:

Sounds like Bostonian for “Pork Chop”.

May 27th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
lucas says:

yeah, I agree. Pork Chop. however it did take 3 listens to hear it and of course at this point I want to go fishing, do the dishes and go to bed with my wife.

May 27th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Nothing In life Is Free says:

Commercial edited by Tyler Durden

May 27th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Dan says:

I’m pretty sure she was saying “wanna fuck me in the ass?”

May 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
noname says:

Wait wait, I’ve slowed it down, she says “want to cum in armpit and knee me in the face?”

May 27th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Mike says:

she says blow job. Look at the look on his face after she says it. Clearly an outake got out.

May 27th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
jaydog says:

I think she is saying to you want to blow dry? Cause shes drying the dishes!

May 27th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Bobby MC says:

Yeah, I’d bet money on outtake. This is actually remarkably similar to that scene from Shark Attack 3 where the actor ad libbed the pussy line, but they kept it in. In each case we have a horribly cheesy product with the mood being lightened with sexual innuendo. Furthermore, in each case the scene cuts out immediately after the line is delivered because, if you look closely, in both cases the other actor was going to break.

Either someone went well out of their way digging through old ass archives and getting this digitized, or perhaps more likely it was assembled when it was originally shot as an in house joke and was passed around so that someone eventually threw it up on the net.

May 27th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
bobo says:

IV listened several times. Its NOT a Po` (sound) its a Ba` sound, listen to it.. Its NOT Porkchop listen again! its a Ba` (sound) even the last FRAME, has the guy Looking at the crew smiling!

May 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
greg says:

I am pretty sure she is saying ‘do you want a blow chop.’ I thought it might be ‘pork job’ for a second…

May 27th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Kentdalimp says:

If you look at the commercial she’s holding a fishing rod, (”Best Catch I’ll ever make”) She’s no-where near a kitchen, so why the hell would she be saying Pork-chop?

May 27th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Coming Attractions says:

I heard my mom say this to my dad when I was little. Reminds me of the soap DIAL why use dial in the shower becuase spelled backwards it say LAID!

May 27th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Zandt says:

Pork Chop my ass. That is “Do you want a blow job”. Pork chop doesn’t even fit. She made a back handed insult that Dawn was the best catch she ever made and upon realizing it tries to recover with “Do you want a blow job?”. I would have to say that this was indeed a case where the actors were having fun with the crew and somewhere along the line someone put in the end cap for the commercial. I seriously doubt it ever aired or even left the studio.

May 27th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
brain says:

i guess it’s equivalent to “you want a cookie?”

May 27th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Television Spy says:

It’s gotta be dubbed, no way that’s real.

May 27th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Paul says:

It’s from Kentucky Fried Movie.

May 27th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Syn says:

No way she said “pork chop”. You guys are crazy.

May 27th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
videojunkie1986 says:

yea, i hear blowjob… replayed it about 6 times and i can’t for the life of me hear pork chops. either a dub version, or just an outtake. funny as hell though.

May 27th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
dt says:

I’m hearing this was a spoof ad in the film “Kentucky Fried Movie”.

May 27th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
correct response says:

“you wanna blow it dry?”

May 27th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
okgenius33 says:

kentucky fried movie

spoof

May 27th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
danlost says:

There is NO way she’s saying “you want a porkchop?” like many of the other dummys here are commenting. I won’t say for sure that she’s offering a blow job…but it sure as hell doesn’t sound like anything else.

May 28th, 2009 at 1:32 am
jimmy says:

yeah, theres no way in hell thats “porkchop.” its just not. and look at the guys face when she says it. when he realizes she just said “blow job” he turns his head away quick like WTF??

May 28th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Get a grip says:

I’m hearing this was a spoof ad in the film “Kentucky Fried Movie”. = I read the comments on youtube.

May 28th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Zychr says:

Lol she really wants to give a B-job!

May 28th, 2009 at 3:51 am
name says:

HAHA
If this were to be released today

We’d get like 98475693485 complains from all the goddamn
fags that cant take a joke or miss hear things

I miss the 80s

May 28th, 2009 at 7:54 am
nunya says:

“You want a pork chop?”
Northern accents FTL

May 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Mark says:

Look at the YouTube artist’s page. He’s a guy who specializes in spoofing things by redubbing them. She is saying “do you want a blow job” but only because the audio artist added it.

It takes less than 2 minutes to do minor research to find this out.

May 31st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Rona Topaz says:

Mind out of the gutter,people! I remember the advert-she was saying “Do you want a blow DRY?”-makes more sense-ne’ce pas?

January 2nd, 2010 at 3:26 am
gfjngfjgfj says:

You see if you buy your wife dawn you get a blowjob. She won’t settle for that greater value walmart junk because she cares about the swamp birds they save or sumthin.

Also don’t use it as lube (ahould u decide 2 stik it) because not only does it taste but your million little soliders don’t need to be dosed with fragrances, good old 80’s metals and just created guinea pig chems. That is unless you want your boys revolting and turning your unit into a mangina.

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