“Obsessed” is a new reality show on A&E where people with anxiety disorders confront their obsessive-compulsive tendencies. It’s kind of like “Intervention,” except there’s no “Surprise! Everyone you know wants you to stop this behavior” aspect to it.
In this clip, Scott, a man who wants to conquer his OCD so that he and his boyfriend can move in together and have a normal life, faces his paralyzing fear of… vaginal secretions? To do this, Dr. Shana has supposedly changed her tampon and touched one of Scott’s towels, which leads to one of the coolest exchanges I’ve ever heard on reality TV:
Dr. Shana: What’s on your face?
Scott: Vaginal secretions, vaginal blood, endometriosis, fibroid juice…
HAWT! You know, I never realized that fibroids had juice. Hey look, it’s lunch time! Who wants peaches?
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…and on Dr. Shana’s face??
Seventeen varieties of semen…..
….is this ethical?
Small world… conversation between me and my wife…..
Wife: What’s on your face?
Me: Vaginal secretions, vaginal blood, endometriosis, fibroid juice…
Wife: Seriously… Is that pizza sauce?
Me: Yes
I wonder how much Seacrest is paying that shrink anyway ?
So we’re supposed to believe that this is an “accepted” form of therapy? Your therapist changes her tampon in your bathroom and asks you to touch her pussy cooties?
Am I the only one who thinks this might make the guy MORE fucked up than he is already?
Oh man, all this makes me really nervous for the first time I touch a woman down there.
P.S. ‘TIS your tits that helped but they were probably thinking about your SISter…
@ Eliza Douche A Little ….. I’ve studied porn for 25 years, yet I still jizz my trunks during “The Sound of Music”. Does that mean I have a bicuspid hematoma ?
I’m having mashed strawberries for lunch.
@ Taco: Point taken. I really wasn’t trying to be a bitch, given that I’ve been studying medicine for the last four years, I tend to forget what is and isn’t common knowledge.Here’s a helpful hint for those of you well-versed science – words ending in “tis” or “sis” typically denote conditions/disorders or diseases (ex. Multiple ScleroSIS, Acute Disseminated EncephalomyeliTIS), where as words with the suffix “ium” describe a place or region, lining, or covering tissue. I hope that proves helpful to you in the future (like when doing a crossword puzzle, perhaps).
P.S. Despite how it sounds, yes, I have actually been with a man (nice boobs help).
What’s a uterus?
Maybe the fibroid juice had endometriosis? (Spelling corrected. Forgive me for not double-checking that.)
Haha…I can’t believe he didn’t even know the difference bewtween endometriosis and endometrium. What an idiot! I mean, we’ve all known that since we were 8 years old.
/grabs an anatomy book
Fibroid juice is the body’s version of Khlau Kalash.
“Scott: Vaginal secretions, vaginal blood, endemetriosis (sic.), fibroid juice”
endometriosis is a condition, endometrium is the tissue…dumbass.
In a related story I actually DID pack a peach for lunch, so thanks for that send off Ufford
P.S. Gross
Good thing there are no germs in his manfriend’s hairy swelting butthole….
Wow you know…throw this guy into the middle of the The View’s studio and just watch him implode.
Considering how much time this guy spends in the gym and/or taking ‘roids, he routinely exposes himself to substances a lot more disgusting than pussy juice.
Uteruses are filled with poison! POISON I tells ya!
Does the episode end with him getting his Red Wings? :)
Douchebag had no problem with a tattoo artist’s needle when he got that banging tribal arm tat though. Faker.
If he’s bangin’ a dude, why is he scared of vaginal fluids?
If you don’t ever plan on going to the beach, why worry about the ocean?
Hey I remember when I used to actually watch A&E.