WARMING LINKS ARE TOTALLY METAL

Aw man, now I wanna do some drugs: This picture makes me wanna stick it to The Man.  Whoever he is. [NextRound.net, full size pic here]

‘The Wire’ alumni news: Dominic West (McNulty) will lend his voice to his a skit on Eminem’s new album. [Paste]

Because her uterus no longer works, you see: Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are looking to adopt. [Gabby Babble]

Now in convenient ‘shoe’ size! A 1990s-era cell phone commercial.  And you complain about your iPhone being too bulky.  YOU HAVE THE INTERNET ON YOUR PHONE.  [Ice Ice Babies]

Jack Bauer responds to complaints about head-butting: The only way he knows how. [The Live Feed]

And now, for too much information on ‘Motherlover’: Thought the digital short was funny?  Be prepared to learn everything you never cared to know about it, with a behind-the-scenes look from MTV and an Andy Samberg interview by Entertainment Weekly. [MTV; Hollywood Insider]