Lost (ABC) — Oh baby, the two-hour season finale. Prediction: important character death, twist, cliffhanger. And you only have to wait five months to find out what happens next!
America’s Next Top Model (CW) — Another season finale. Spoiler alert: the only real winner is Tyra. P.S. Pretty sure the next cycle starts in about two weeks.
WWII Behind Closed Doors: Stalin, the Nazis and the West (PBS) — Looks like the History Chan– WHAAA? PBS? Oh man, the History Channel is totally gonna fight you after school.
Dirty Harry (AMC) — WORD.
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (TLC) — Oh my God. Back-to-back episodes of this new documentary series. “A fast-food franchise manager, and mother to three children, discovers she is pregnant after she gives birth at work” AND “The bad habits of an Irish rock vocalist who learned she was pregnant when she went into labor may affect the health of her child.” Oh, YA THINK?
Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — Pirate versus Knight, y’all.






Wait, the woman found out she IS pregnant AFTER giving birth?
I’m actually from the future. Thousands of years.
I can’t wait for the next season of Lost to STILL not answer any questions!
/inexplicably time-travels
Yeah, fuck this having to wait 8 months for more LOST. Someone find me a flux capacitor, dammit!
You know I have a real funny story about that. Actually, it’s not so much funny as it is long.
I’m going to freeze myself to I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.
P.S.: Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.
Luckily I’m constructing a donkey-wheel time machine so I don’t have to wait that long.
9 months :(
Matt, the next season of LOST doesn’t start till January.
The key to not knowing that you’re pregnant?
Be morbidly obese.
It’s Green Beret vs Spetsnaz tonight, not Pirate vs Knight. PvK was last week with Pirate winning.