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Lost (ABC) — Oh baby, the two-hour season finale.  Prediction: important character death, twist, cliffhanger.  And you only have to wait five months to find out what happens next!

America’s Next Top Model (CW) — Another season finale.  Spoiler alert: the only real winner is Tyra.  P.S. Pretty sure the next cycle starts in about two weeks.

WWII Behind Closed Doors: Stalin, the Nazis and the West (PBS) — Looks like the History Chan– WHAAA?  PBS? Oh man, the History Channel is totally gonna fight you after school.

Dirty Harry (AMC) — WORD.

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant (TLC) — Oh my God.  Back-to-back episodes of this new documentary series. “A fast-food franchise manager, and mother to three children, discovers she is pregnant after she gives birth at work” AND “The bad habits of an Irish rock vocalist who learned she was pregnant when she went into labor may affect the health of her child.”  Oh, YA THINK?

Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — Pirate versus Knight, y’all.

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