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05.07.09 WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: MICHAEL J. FOX!

michaeljfoxUh oh.  Looks like someone buzzed the tower.

Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable Optimist (ABC) — Hey TV watchers!  Is “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” not quite revoltingly saccharine enough?  Then have I got the show for you!

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) — The show airs its 100th episode tonight — I know, I know: it feels like there have been at least three thousand — and this may or may not be the night of the big “MerDer” wedding.  Oh, I’ve got some MerDer for you.  It’s just spelled a little differently.

Bones (Fox) — Apparently Emily Deschanel and David Bony-ass are finally gonna do it because she wants a baby or something?  And Stewie from “Family Guy” shells out some advice?  No, really.  Forget it, Jake — it’s sweeps week.

Project Runway The Fashion Show (Bravo) — It’s exactly like “Project Runway,” only without Heidi Klum or Tim Gunn saying, “Make it work!”

30 Rock (NBC) — Alan Alda and Steve Buscemi guest-star.  Yahoo’s got a list of the show’s unique slang, if that’s the sort of thing you’re into.

Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo) — In the season finale (please don’t renew please don’t renew), Patti tries to find a match for her first gay client.  Hey, maybe he’d settle for a REALLY ugly woman.  Great news, Patti!

MoCap, LLC (Spike) — This is one of the stranger things I’ve seen in a while.  It’s a comedy about people who do motion-capture for video games, and it’s apparently written by people who did absolutely no research for it whatsoever.  I can appreciate that.  Watch the trailer below.

MoCap, LLC – Super Tease | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

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WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: MICHAEL J. FOX!

May 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
FistfulOAwesome says:

It’s official: Watching Family Guy has the same private shame as hiring a hooker.

May 7th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
FistfulOAwesome says:

Fuck! That image on the video made me hopeful that FOX had revived The Tick.

May 7th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
SoulChaserJ says:

Dude, you left out Krod Mandoon on Comedy Central. It’s the best and IMHO the only thing worth watching on Thursday night.

May 7th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
inowassumemattismakingmoney says:

Fistful, there is no shame in paying a woman to have sex with you. I can make relevant analogies, if you need them.

Family Guy is funny. There, I’ve said it. Predictable? Totally. But that’s part of the funny. Southpark did a great job of poking fun at why it’s funny. Why do you think those injury scenes go on and on? It’s funny b/c they do. Whatever…can’t explain taste.

/commends Hellen Keller

May 7th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Zack says:

Dude, you left out Krod Mandoon on Comedy Central. It’s the best and IMHO the only thing worth watching on Thursday night.

See what happens when you forget to include the disclaimer, M-Uff?

May 7th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Zack says:

@inowassumemattismakingmoney: I’m not sure fistful was necessarily knocking the show (or even denying that he watches it and/or patronizes hookers) – he was just pointing out that it isn’t as socially acceptable to be a fan of the show as it used to be.

May 7th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
FistfulOAwesome says:

Zack’s got me pegged. It cost him a bit but he can tell you it was worth it.

May 8th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Farthammer says:

I’d rather fuck Stewie than that Millionaire Matchmaker tranny.

And I still like Family Guy. Yeah, they do random cutaways too much. But why do people rip them for that and give Scrubs a free pass?

May 8th, 2009 at 2:33 am
FistfulOAwesome says:

The only free pass Scrubs gets is to the cancellation chute (not Braff’s favorite chute to pass into).

May 8th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Taco_JOnes says:

Dude, you left out Krod Mandoon on Comedy Central. It’s the best and IMHO the only thing worth watching on Thursday night.

See what happens when you forget to include the disclaimer, M-Uff?

Also, Krod Mandoon is awful. Truly, truly awful…on a night when there are actual decent shows on, too.

May 8th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

That Michael J. Fox special was humbling.

Then again, so is any porno with Peter North, but I STILL masterbate to it.

So I ask you, who’s the real hero here?

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