By comparison, the state of New Jersey looks pretty good.
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo) — Been craving a fourth installment of this series? You and me neither.
Fringe (Fox) — Season finale; Leonard Nimoy guest-stars. Okay, okay, we get it: J.J. Abrams has a hard-on for the original Spock. Now stop trying to make him relevant.
American Idol (Fox) — Only two more weeks, people, and then we’re safe for a couple of months. By the way, it’s the 300th episode of the show tonight. They add up fast when it’s on the air twice a week.
90210 (CW) — It’s an episode about prom. I hate episodes about prom.
Rescue Me (FX) — Tommy takes Genevieve on a tour of Ground Zero. Good luck fighting through all the tourists, bub.
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) — I’m only watching if this is Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.
NBA Playoffs (TNT) — A pair of Game 5s in what have been close series: Magic-Celtics in Boston followed by Rockets-Lakers in L.A. Come for the basketball, stay for the endless Charles Barkley T-Mobile commercials.
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I shot some pictures of a crowd of students while at Kent State. It was amazing how fast those kids can run down there.
You shut your whorish mouth about Leonard Nimoy! He’s a national treasure… Nimoy’s the Canadian one, right?
/Knows he is not
+1 all around.
And TWT, I’m pretty sure the second from the left is actually 70s B-movie star Richard Benjamin.
Hey second from the left, go get your shinebox!
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3955267328/nm0898634
…I have photos from Pearl Harbor. That trip was the bomb!…
You don’t think it’s gonna be a great trip, but then it is. It kinda sneaks up on you like that.
And we went to the Grand Canyon.
It was fun there.
I also have some photos from the grassy knoll that’ll REALLY blow your mind!
**whackety schmackety doo!**
I have photos from Pearl Harbor. That trip was the bomb!
“Wanna see our photo album from Auschwitz? That trip was a gas!”
Tommy takes Genevieve on a tour of Ground Zero. Good luck fighting through all the tourists, bub.
Ah, the number one thing in Manhattan that spikes my urge to kill.
Keep grinning like idiots for your group photos, you fucking yokels. Maybe for your next big-city vacation you can go to D.C. and hold a picnic at Arlington.
Is that really a picture of them?? You know that’s EXACTLY what I thought a New Jersey housewife would look like.
And I mean that in the nastiest way possible.