Glee (Fox) — The highly anticipated musical-comedy debuts in the slot after “American Idol” and won’t return again until fall. And yes, I know it sounds crazy to look forward to a musical comedy, but this actually looks pretty good. Read highfalutin reviews of it here and here.
American Idol (Fox) — Oh yeah, the last two guys are singing or whatever. Sweet Jesus, does this mean the show’s finally not on next week?!?!? Huzzah!
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Two-hour season finale features the final three “stars”: Shawn Johnson, Melissa Rycroft, and Gilles Marini. To be fair, “Dancing with the Minor Celebrities” doesn’t have quite the same ring.
Deadliest Catch (Discovery) — “An upcoming drop in the price of king crab has the skippers rushing to finish their seasons before their prized catches lose their value, but a storm puts a kink in their plans.” Wow! A sale on king crab? Sweet!
Reaper (CW) — Just for future reference, if there’s ever an actual news item about this show, I fully intend to use Photoshop to change the name of the show to “Raper.”
Carlito’s Way (AMC) — Ooooohhhh!!! I hate that stupid Bennie Blanco so much!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) — Guests: Matt Lauer, actress Mary McCormack, UFC president Dana White, and folk act Iron & Wine. I only bring this up because I’ve caught snippets of the show recently, and Jimmy’s actually turning into a solid host. At this rate, I’ll forgive him for Taxi by early 2011.
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Lalin – “I cant hump, I cant fuck. Carlitooo”
@ TR – I believe you missed my point. You are probably in the 40th percentile, so it’s ok.
Let’s see; Asian – check, sassy Black girl – check, wheelchair character – check, Hispanic – check, questionable sexuality character – check, angry rebel – check, strong male character -check. Wait don’t tell me, it will have PC related themes. Oh yeah, it’s going to be a huge hit – with the 50% OF THE POPULATION THAT’S BELOW AVERAGE.
You know it’s a spoof, right?
Nice work there, Brainiac. 50% of the population is, by definition, below average.
Deriding someone’s intelligence + ignorance of the difference between average and median = comment of the day
Saw the promo for Glee the other day……The fact that they made a even gayer cover of “Don’t Stop Believing” makes me want to give a Mr. Blonde style tourture to each cast member.
Looks like “Reaper” won’t be around next season. Same goes for “The Unit”, “My Name is Earl” and “The Unusuals”.
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2009/05/unit-privileged-samantha-who-canceled-shows.html
At least they’re finally shoveling the dirt over the rank corpse of “According to Jim”.
Oh yeah, it’s going to be a huge hit – with the 50% OF THE POPULATION THAT’S BELOW AVERAGE.
Nice work there, Brainiac. 50% of the population is, by definition, below average.
I do plan on watching/TiVoing Glee tonight, with total faith that FOX will find a way to ruin the show by next season. My guess? They’ll start to shoe-horn “Idol” contestants into the show, ignorant of the fact that everyone from “Idol” put together has less comedic ability than my right man-boob.
Even worse, my right man-boob is only the strait man (boob); it’s ol’ lefty that comes up with all the crazy hi-jinx. They’re the original odd couple/rack!
apparently, catching ‘snippets’ of jimmy fallon hosting is like catching ‘snippets’ of girls on Craigslist’s casual encounters — until you really spend some time with them, you’ll never know just how revolting they really are.
Fuck Benny Blanco
So you’re not even bothering to write a caption under the picture Mr. Blogger-man? You’re slippin. You better start dispensing with the sexual favors if you expect me to keep reading. Related question: how do you feel about hot candle wax?
questionable sexuality character
Isn’t that every character?
Let’s see; Asian – check, sassy Black girl – check, wheelchair character – check, Hispanic – check, questionable sexuality character – check, angry rebel – check, strong male character -check. Wait don’t tell me, it will have PC related themes. Oh yeah, it’s going to be a huge hit – with the 50% OF THE POPULATION THAT’S BELOW AVERAGE.
news item about reaper: ben roethlisbergers girlfriend is in it. and its awesome. it helps me imagine my life as if i was a bounty hunter for the devil.
Matt, I don’t mean to spoil your cheer but you know that when American Idol is off they replace it with So You Think You Can Dance for the summer, right?