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The buzz among people who care is that “American Idol” star Adam Lambert will come out as being gay on next week’s Rolling Stone cover.  What a tough case that must have been to crack.  I can’t imagine what comes the week after that.  Exclusive!  Jack White: “I like red pants.” From Page Six:

Lambert has steadfastly refused to talk about his sexuality despite photos of him on his Web site tongue-kissing men and dressed in full drag — but not for much longer. A well-placed magazine source tells Page Six that Lambert will be coming out officially on the next cover of Rolling Stone… “He didn’t want it to be an issue during the contest, but he’s fine with his sexuality,” we’re told. In the past, when asked about it, Lambert has only said, “Keep speculating.”

Why?  Why speculate about the obvious truth?  Jesus!  I mean, read this quote from TV Tattle:

The magazine won’t comment, but a source tells Page Six that the “Idol” star will soon make his sexuality official on the RS cover. PLUS: Adam wants to duet with Madonna, reveals his fave eyeliner.

Watch what I’m about to do here.  Are you ready?  ADAM LAMBERT IS GAY.  There, I said it.  Not a big deal.  Also: I just scooped your ass, Rolling Stone.  Suck it.