German financial adviser Bontrust wants you to know that your money will multiply with them.  How will they do that?  Well, the stock market is more of an art than a science, but it’s like this: Dollar Abe Lincoln meets Pound Queen Elizabeth II in the park, then there’s a courtship period, then around the third date they rush back to his place and get NASTY.  She fellates him, then the dollar pounds the pound, and Abe doesn’t have protection, but she says, “it’s okay, you can come in me, I’m on the pill.”  BOOM!  A couple months later, you have more money.  And QEII gets right back to work, getting flirty with Yuan Mao.  What a slut.

Anyway.  Is anyone else kind of amazed that a company can show animated characters having graphic sex on German TV?  I mean, I assume it’s a TV commercial: it seems like an awful lot to spend on detailed computer animation to have as a Web-only video.  Also, that scene was kind of hot, right?  Or have I been watching too much hentai?

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