50 NICER TV SHOW TITLES
06.19.09One of the big things happening on Twitter this week was the “nicer film titles” meme (see for yourself with a search of #nicerfilmtitles). And that was fun and all, but I’m more into the TV thing, so I niced up 50 TV shows, past and present, scripted and unscripted, for your enjoyment. Got more? Drop them in the comments, or give it the #nicertvshowtitles treatment on Twitter.
- The Cosby Showtunes
- Free on Bail Development
- The Office Party
- Man Working Together with Wild
- All in the Family, Except the Sex
- Roseanne of Green Gables
- My Name is Earl of Sandwich
- I’m a Detainee Held Illegally without Habeas Corpus… Get Me Out of Here!
- Taupe-rah (“They say taupe is soothing”)
- Aqua Teen Satiated Force
- 16 and Practicing Safe, Responsible Sex OR 16 and Abstinent
- The Biggest Winner
- Bizarre Foods That Aren’t Genitals with Andrew Zimmern
- Countdown with Someone Less Egomaniacal than Keith Olbermann
- The “Oh Really?” Factor
- Kitchen Daydreams
- Growing Daisies
- American Bridal
- Posh.0
- Clearly You’re Smarter than a 5th Grader, Although the 5th Grader is Also Very Intelligent
- Friends… with Benefits
- Shepherd-y!

- Improve My Ride
- Jon and Someone Else Plus 8
- The Penis van Lesbian Show
- Found
- Eastbound and Down for a Good Time
- Remington Borrow
- Fern Notice
- The Opener
- Relationship Island
- Democratically Elected Leader of the Hill
- America’s Next Top Model Citizen OR America’s Next Top Role Model
- How to Look Even Better Naked
- Mildly Upset TV
- Whale Disagreements
- Eager Housewives
- Fixing Good
- Mildly Perturbed Men
- Six Feet Under the Branches of a Nice Shade Tree on a Hot Day
- The Dukes of Safety
- Watergunsmoke
- The Commitment Artist
- Happier Days
- Conversationstar Galactica
- Denise Richards: It’s Simple yet Fulfilling
- Miami Virtue
- We Think You Can Dance
- Law & Order: Good Intentions
- Going Out For Drinks with the Stars


I read that trending topic as #nicerfirmtitties
Shasta McTasteful
Star Travel: Talking About This Generation
Law & Order a Pizza
The Andy Griffith Show Us Your Tits
Doin’ Time With Bill Maher
- Pitch and Catch Men
- Are You Comfortably Secure In The Dark?
- Saved By The Bell: The Stable Family Years
- 8 is Enough, but more are always welcome
- My 2 Dads Are Strictly Platonic
- Perfect Strangers are Perfect Friends you just haven’t met yet
- Dateline: To Catch a Gentleman
- Financially Secure Money with Jim Cramer
- Andy Richter Democratically Leads the World
- Supermarket Stroll
- The Danza Factor
Brett Michaels Getting Hit Hard in the Face With Moving Scenery.
(Not really in the spirit of things but I’d watch it religiously)
Two and a Half Men: The half being an enormous black dildo.
The Brady Bunch of Homos
Life With Jim – Nabors
The Drew Carey Show, now with 100% less Cleveland.
How I Met Your Motherfucker
Nurse Jacquee!
+ Enrico
Nurse Jacquee made me laugh.
The Big Gang-Bang Theory
M*A*S*H Potatoes and Gravy.
Saturday Night Live: Sucks.
UFO Hunters with Michael Schenker
Modern Marvels
Lost in Space Ghost
Hanging with Winnie Cooper
The Weir
Generation Rescue
TJ Nurse
LSI
LSI: Miami
LSI: New York
or BSI where B = Benevolence
- The First 48 Hours of a Baby’s Life
- Good Parents + 8
- Little People, Big Hearts
- Temporarily LOST, but then found by friendly adults
- The Gandhi O’Brian Show
- Fair Deal or Agreed Upon Deal?
- Law and Order: Special Persons Unit
- The Listener (yeah, like they’d make a show named that)
- WWE Ceviche
- Clean Moral Money
- Not Yet Fully Developed Betty
- The Creationist Theory
- I Met Your Mother, She Was Nice
- Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader? I Bet You Are!
- Grumpy Dr. House Finds True Love
- Detention Break
- I Think You Can Dance!
- Life Giver: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
(That just took 1 hour out of my workday.)
- Solved Mysteries
- Family Still Matters
- Step by Step: The Lindsey Lohan Recovery Years
- My Well Groomed and Properly Behaved Fiance
- Rock of Healthy Relationships
- Who Wants to be a Thousandaire? (recession edition)
- Eureka’s Magic Tax Shelter
- Varney and Friends (starring the ghost of Ernest)
- Terminator: The Sean Connery Chronicles
- Pros vs. other pros
- Mentally-Stable Toons
- Satisfaction Island