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One of the big things happening on Twitter this week was the “nicer film titles” meme (see for yourself with a search of #nicerfilmtitles).  And that was fun and all, but I’m more into the TV thing, so I niced up 50 TV shows, past and present, scripted and unscripted, for your enjoyment.  Got more?  Drop them in the comments, or give it the #nicertvshowtitles treatment on Twitter.

  1. The Cosby Showtunes
  2. Free on Bail Development
  3. The Office Party
  4. Man Working Together with Wild
  5. All in the Family, Except the Sex
  6. Roseanne of Green Gables
  7. My Name is Earl of Sandwich
  8. I’m a Detainee Held Illegally without Habeas Corpus… Get Me Out of Here!
  9. Taupe-rah (“They say taupe is soothing”)
  10. Aqua Teen Satiated Force
  11. 16 and Practicing Safe, Responsible Sex OR 16 and Abstinent
  12. The Biggest Winner
  13. Bizarre Foods That Aren’t Genitals with Andrew Zimmern
  14. Countdown with Someone Less Egomaniacal than Keith Olbermann
  15. The “Oh Really?” Factor
  16. Kitchen Daydreams
  17. Growing Daisies
  18. American Bridal
  19. Posh.0
  20. Clearly You’re Smarter than a 5th Grader, Although the 5th Grader is Also Very Intelligent
  21. Friends… with Benefits
  22. Shepherd-y!shepherdy
  23. Improve My Ride
  24. Jon and Someone Else Plus 8
  25. The Penis van Lesbian Show
  26. Found
  27. Eastbound and Down for a Good Time
  28. Remington Borrow
  29. Fern Notice
  30. The Opener
  31. Relationship Island
  32. Democratically Elected Leader of the Hill
  33. America’s Next Top Model Citizen OR America’s Next Top Role Model
  34. How to Look Even Better Naked
  35. Mildly Upset TV
  36. Whale Disagreements
  37. Eager Housewives
  38. Fixing Good
  39. Mildly Perturbed Men
  40. Six Feet Under the Branches of a Nice Shade Tree on a Hot Day
  41. The Dukes of Safety
  42. Watergunsmoke
  43. The Commitment Artist
  44. Happier Days
  45. Conversationstar Galactica
  46. Denise Richards: It’s Simple yet Fulfilling
  47. Miami Virtue
  48. We Think You Can Dance
  49. Law & Order: Good Intentions
  50. Going Out For Drinks with the Stars