06.19.09 50 NICER TV SHOW TITLES
One of the big things happening on Twitter this week was the “nicer film titles” meme (see for yourself with a search of #nicerfilmtitles). And that was fun and all, but I’m more into the TV thing, so I niced up 50 TV shows, past and present, scripted and unscripted, for your enjoyment. Got more? Drop them in the comments, or give it the #nicertvshowtitles treatment on Twitter.
- The Cosby Showtunes
- Free on Bail Development
- The Office Party
- Man Working Together with Wild
- All in the Family, Except the Sex
- Roseanne of Green Gables
- My Name is Earl of Sandwich
- I’m a Detainee Held Illegally without Habeas Corpus… Get Me Out of Here!
- Taupe-rah (”They say taupe is soothing”)
- Aqua Teen Satiated Force
- 16 and Practicing Safe, Responsible Sex OR 16 and Abstinent
- The Biggest Winner
- Bizarre Foods That Aren’t Genitals with Andrew Zimmern
- Countdown with Someone Less Egomaniacal than Keith Olbermann
- The “Oh Really?” Factor
- Kitchen Daydreams
- Growing Daisies
- American Bridal
- Posh.0
- Clearly You’re Smarter than a 5th Grader, Although the 5th Grader is Also Very Intelligent
- Friends… with Benefits
- Shepherd-y!
- Improve My Ride
- Jon and Someone Else Plus 8
- The Penis van Lesbian Show
- Found
- Eastbound and Down for a Good Time
- Remington Borrow
- Fern Notice
- The Opener
- Relationship Island
- Democratically Elected Leader of the Hill
- America’s Next Top Model Citizen OR America’s Next Top Role Model
- How to Look Even Better Naked
- Mildly Upset TV
- Whale Disagreements
- Eager Housewives
- Fixing Good
- Mildly Perturbed Men
- Six Feet Under the Branches of a Nice Shade Tree on a Hot Day
- The Dukes of Safety
- Watergunsmoke
- The Commitment Artist
- Happier Days
- Conversationstar Galactica
- Denise Richards: It’s Simple yet Fulfilling
- Miami Virtue
- We Think You Can Dance
- Law & Order: Good Intentions
- Going Out For Drinks with the Stars
I read that trending topic as #nicerfirmtitties