A ‘TEEN WOLF’ SERIES ON MTV? WOOF.
06.24.09Last week, FilmDrunk speculated that a possible remake of Teen Wolf isn’t the worst idea. And it isn’t, at least as long as it isn’t being remade as a series on MTV. Oh hey guess what?
MTV announced new projects in development, including a TV series version of 1980s movie “Teen Wolf.” Here’s the rundown from the release:
A reinvention of the classic ‘80s movie for today’s MTV audience, this show will draw from the horror genre to explore werewolf mythology, and include a sweeping romantic saga at the center.
“Teen Wolf” is written by Jeff Davis (creator and executive producer of “Criminal Minds”).
Let that one sink in for a second: “sweeping romantic saga.” Cut to the Hollywood brainstorming session six months ago: “So, okay. Teen Wolf. Everybody loves him. But he needs to appeal more to our audience.” “You’re saying it should be more like Twilight?” “Bingo.” **everyone farts in approval**


You know MTV is bad when you wish it would just go back to being Eric from the “Real World” hosting a dance show.
Or Bill Bellemy making bad jokes while playing Rock N Jock basketball.
**eyes glow red**
I want. A keg. Of please don’t make this series.
Not sure why you used an Eric Roberts banner pic, but whatever.
Michael J. Fox is shaking with rage.
I don’t think Stiles is going to like this one bit:
“Look, are you gonna tell me you’re a fag because if you’re gonna tell me you’re a fag, I don’t think I can handle it.”
Any remake has to have Coach Finstock…MTV would probably use Drew Lachey as the coach.
for today’s MTV audience
That’s easy. Shit on the ground and film it. Done.