A ‘TEEN WOLF’ SERIES ON MTV? WOOF.
06.24.09Last week, FilmDrunk speculated that a possible remake of Teen Wolf isn’t the worst idea. And it isn’t, at least as long as it isn’t being remade as a series on MTV. Oh hey guess what?
MTV announced new projects in development, including a TV series version of 1980s movie “Teen Wolf.” Here’s the rundown from the release:
A reinvention of the classic ‘80s movie for today’s MTV audience, this show will draw from the horror genre to explore werewolf mythology, and include a sweeping romantic saga at the center.
“Teen Wolf” is written by Jeff Davis (creator and executive producer of “Criminal Minds”).
Let that one sink in for a second: “sweeping romantic saga.” Cut to the Hollywood brainstorming session six months ago: “So, okay. Teen Wolf. Everybody loves him. But he needs to appeal more to our audience.” “You’re saying it should be more like Twilight?” “Bingo.” **everyone farts in approval**


for today’s MTV audience
That’s easy. Shit on the ground and film it. Done.
Any remake has to have Coach Finstock…MTV would probably use Drew Lachey as the coach.
I don’t think Stiles is going to like this one bit:
“Look, are you gonna tell me you’re a fag because if you’re gonna tell me you’re a fag, I don’t think I can handle it.”
Michael J. Fox is shaking with rage.
Not sure why you used an Eric Roberts banner pic, but whatever.
**eyes glow red**
I want. A keg. Of please don’t make this series.
You know MTV is bad when you wish it would just go back to being Eric from the “Real World” hosting a dance show.
Or Bill Bellemy making bad jokes while playing Rock N Jock basketball.