06.25.09 BRAZILIAN BIKINI BABE CATFIGHT. HOORAY!

I was going to be a little critical that you weren’t posting until almost noon EDT. (Had a 5th bourbon last night, didn’t ya?)

Then you put this up and all is permanently forgiven.

I lost my virginity to a Brazilian woman. True story.

For the record, this went up before 11 a.m. EDT, about an hour later than my usual start. C’mon, it’s not like I’m manning a missile silo.

(Although yes, I do realize that the best way to say “I’m sorry” is with boobs.)

Well, tentacle would actually be even better, but I guess it’d be pretty hard to justify that on a “TV-centric” site…

PORN. Tentacle porn. Shit.

/Goes for more coffee

it’s not like I’m manning a missile silo.

I just assumed that when you found this bikini video that’s what you went ahead and did.

Considering your Simpsons love, I’m surprised there is no link to the episode where Bart watches educational programming on Brazilian TV?

And, yes, I express my surprise with question marks. Why do you ask!

God damn it, Brazil. In America, a woman with an ass like that has cellulite. Yet your women manage to do it and maintain a certain modicum of fitness. What a place!

Just blame any delays on the (awesome) KSK sex mailbag. Those snarky responses to the trans-mundane don’t write themselves.

These girls are really not that hot.