06.11.09 BRET MICHAELS IS LOOKING GOOD

It was just four days ago that lived and re-lived and re-lived some more the majesty of watching “Rock of Love” star Bret Michaels get dropped by a descending set piece at the Tony Awards.  Since then, someone involved with the Tonys released a statement saying that Michaels “missed his mark,” leading Michaels’s publicist to fire back that Michaels had never been informed that there would be marauding backdrops targeting his face.  Pretty dull stuff, so I didn’t cover it.

Now Michaels has posted these pictures on his MySpace page, and my first reaction to these images was “Wow, I had no idea that someone besides teenagers and pedophiles used MySpace.”  Unless… Bret Michaels is a pedophile???? Nah, those girls are too young to have breast implants.  And tattoos.  And herpes.