BRET MICHAELS IS LOOKING GOOD
06.11.09
It was just four days ago that we lived and re-lived and re-lived some more the majesty of watching “Rock of Love” star Bret Michaels get dropped by a descending set piece at the Tony Awards. Since then, someone involved with the Tonys released a statement saying that Michaels “missed his mark,” leading Michaels’s publicist to fire back that Michaels had never been informed that there would be marauding backdrops targeting his face. Pretty dull stuff, so I didn’t cover it.
Now Michaels has posted these pictures on his MySpace page, and my first reaction to these images was “Wow, I had no idea that someone besides teenagers and pedophiles used MySpace.” Unless… Bret Michaels is a pedophile???? Nah, those girls are too young to have breast implants. And tattoos. And herpes.
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I just think it’s funny as hell that he thinks he’s fooling us by covering up that bald head with a bandana.
just die already i can not handle another season of rock of love..
If you had forwarded this post to me back in 1989 (even though I was 8 and there was no email) I think my head would’ve literally exploded.
NOW he looks like a Steelers fan.
Bret Michaels really received those injuries after asking Chris Brown about all those late night text messages he has been getting recently.
… or the Herp.
They’re NEVER to young to have breast implants.
Let’s see…cut, cut, herp, cut, herp, cut, and herp.
(Is this a pimple or a boil?)
Given that this was The Tony Awards, maybe the set piece thought he was t-shirt wearer Sebastian Bach.