06.10.09 CARRADINE’S DEATH KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER

It was a week ago that David Carradine was found dead in his Bangkok hotel room, and as more details emerge, the circumstances surrounding his death only sound weirder and freakier and kinkier.  Which is to say: more awesome and sexy.  Director Ulli Lommel, who worked with Carradine on the film Absolute Evil, said this:

“[Carradine] repeatedly mentioned the fact that he was searching for the meaning of life and his desire to know more about the mystery of death. He also stated that in moments of intense sexual activities one could get a glimpse of God and the aftermath.” [Radar]

Meanwhile, TMZ reportedly saw a photograph taken from the death scene.

The photo — published by a Thai tabloid — shows a body suspended from a bar in a closet, with his hands bound together above his head. Carradine’s genitals were also tied.

But the new sharper image also reveals what appears to be fishnet stockings covering the body. You can also see red women’s lingerie on the bed. And, it appears, Carradine may have been wearing a dark wig.

I need to make it clear how much I’m NOT making fun of this.  I really do think it sounds like an awesome way to die.  But what do I know?  I’m just a guy who pays hookers to step on my junk.