Comments on: CONAN’S NEW SET GOT SUPER MARIO’D

By: Trackstand

Trackstand — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:53:12 +0000

actually, fistful… Peach wasn’t the bitch that was always, “in another castle”. If that were the case, the game would be over in world 1-1. Those are in fact OTHER princesses. Or, perhaps, regular ol’ damsels.

By: Tim Was Tim

Tim Was Tim — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:17:31 +0000

“an improvement over Jay Leno’s purple monstrosity;”

Yeah, purple monstrosities suck.
Signed,
The Warming Glow backdrop.

By: La Schmoove

La Schmoove — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:32:49 +0000

I’m more impressed that you threw a De La Soul line into this post!

+10000

By: Touched by an Uncle

Touched by an Uncle — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:02:26 +0000

Who needs to have sex when you’re this creative, am I right?!

By: Leapin_Lizards

Leapin_Lizards — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:45:37 +0000

mind = blown

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:21:02 +0000

In the year 3000…welcome back you hilarious sonofabitch.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:43:56 +0000

Man, I really wish I didn’t take all that peyote before reading this.

By: Barry Mabalzenya

Barry Mabalzenya — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:26:08 +0000

Somewhat related regarding the Conan video game: http://conanbike64.ytmnd.com/

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:26:07 +0000

Last night’s monologue might well be one of the best he’s ever done. Damn.

By: FistfulOAwesome

FistfulOAwesome — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:14:58 +0000

“I imagine he’d be built like Princess Peach. Uh, not that I would know who that is.”

Why wouldn’t you? Everyone knows who the princess is. She’s that bitch that was always “in another castle”.

Matt, knowing the basic facts of Mario doesn’t make you a nerd. Mario is about as nerdy to games as Star Wars (the basic original trilogy) is to movies. Everybody knows the basic facts.

However, your mention of Toadsworth, that’s what’s going to get your head flushed.