Shia LaBeouf was on the “Today” show yesterday to promote some movie I’ve barely heard about, and he was actually kind of charming and funny, which bothers the hell out of me. I’d much rather continue my angry ways, hating his crappy movies and calling him Shia LaPoof because I’m so witty.

But no.  He gets introduced to a pitifully adoring fan, and he just goes ahead and runs game on her on national TV.  And even though he’s (probably) not serious, it’s still pretty cool to hear him say, “What are you doing the rest of the day?  My day’s boring.”  And then the real winner, after she says she’s with four friends: “Four friends?!?! Let’s round up the troops!”  Like he’s serious about nailing them all.  It’s awesome.  I guess you get carte blanche to act like that after you’ve made out with Megan Fox for your job.  Actually, I think if you’ve made out Megan Fox on-screen, you can legally kill a man in seven different states.