06.10.09 DAVE VERSUS CONAN, SARAH PALIN

I heard her response in its entirety…and still:

retarded things exiting her mouth > retarded things exiting her vagina

Dave didn’t even bother to mention that Palin doesn’t wear a flight attendant’s winged lapel pin, which means she’s obviously going for whorish librarian.

“That’s pretty pathetic, good ole David Letterman.”

That’s some hard-hitting analysis right there.

Ugh, I hate this country sometimes. NBC is last in the ratings with the best shows. Meanwhile, the crap on CBS kills everything in its path. Just makes me very sad.

Palin grouped Letterman in with media outlets “where everything is commentary and facts don’t matter anymore.”

So Palin’s badmouthing Fox News, too?

Daves on roll. Look out Sienfeld re-runs, Your next.

But dressing like a slutty flight attendant is the only reason anyone likes her! She should embrace it.

“Palin grouped Letterman in with media outlets “where everything is commentary and facts don’t matter anymore.”

So Palin’s badmouthing Fox News, too?”

And organized religion to boot!

Actually, I think she’s more upset about the joke about her daughter getting knocked up by A-Rod. You know, the 14-yr old that isn’t Bristol?

Yamabushi managed to squeeze six errors into a single line of text. I’m pretty sure that’s a new world record.

Arnold Schwarzenegger should really release a statement making it clear that he never actually appeared on the video screen when Conan hosted “Late Night.”

Also, he doesn’t always chew on a sausage when speaking.

Palin grouped Letterman

Anyone else read that as groped?

I mean, I know she’s an idiot and could possibly destroy civilization some day, but still…

/thrusts hips