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06.16.09 DIGITAL TV SAVED A MAN’S LIFE

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Thunderstorms and high winds ravaged Memphis on Friday, downing trees and power lines and leaving thousands  without electricty.  One man, 86 year-old WWII veteran Robert Monsarrat, lost part of his house and would have lost his life had the switch from analog television to digital not occurred that day.

robert-monsarratOn Saturday, he said that if it weren’t for the switch from analog to digital television, he might be dead. Monsarrat hasn’t received his digital converter box yet, so instead of watching “The Oprah Winfrey Show” from his bedroom like usual, he went into the kitchen to use his only digital television.

Soon after, lightning struck a large red oak in his backyard, causing it to come crashing down on his house at Hawthorne and Peach near Overton Park… The tree destroyed the back of the house, including his bedroom.  “I was curled up in the fetal position under the rubble when they dug me out,” he said.

I wish I could get odds from Vegas on whether Oprah takes credit for this, because I would richer than royalty by the end of the month.  As for Monsarrat, well, we now know that the Final Destination movies are real.  He’ll be dead in a week when he succumbs to Death’s wiles in a horrible accident… involving old age and natural causes!

(photos by Brad Luttrell/The Commercial Appeal)

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There are 8 comments about:
DIGITAL TV SAVED A MAN’S LIFE

June 16th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Tim Was Tim says:

Not watching Oprah saves man’s life is a better headline.

June 16th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
CrabApple says:

You might see it as Oprah saving his life, but I look at it as Oprah almost killing him. Oprah came closer to killing him than Nazis did. That is fucked up.

June 16th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos says:

That’s one pale looking girl.
Wonder if she’d leave the flip-flops on for me?

June 16th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Yamabushi says:

Its only fair she save his life after he emancipated her great grand-parents.

June 16th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Captain_Insano says:

DIE OPRAH!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 16th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Leapin_Lizards says:

Jesus still watches analog. He was testing him.

June 16th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Enrico Pallazzo says:

Isn’t it sad, Uff? This gentleman is you in 55(ish) years! But you will likely be watching The Suri Cruise Show instead.

June 16th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
BuddyRepperton says:

WWII didn’t kill this guy. What the f-ck did lighting and a tree think they were gonna do?

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