06.30.09 DREA DE MATTEO IS DESPERATE

I’d also throw into the mix that instead of a weekly card game they have a weekly sex toy party and they test the wares on each other.

I used to watch ‘Joey’ religiously becuase she was on it and I don’t have HBO to watch Sopranos. There, now ‘vixenish’ isn’t the stupidest thing that you’ll read all day.

nah give me Stifler’s Mom, we’ll keep Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci, and Eva Longoria is allowed to stay on the show as long as she does this entire thing in a swimsuit and doesn’t talk

As long as Silvio still shoots her in the head, I’m cool with this.

@ smellme

Stifler’s Mom looks like a tranny now. So…she’d fit right in on Desperate Housewives.

/has seen Legally Blonde more than once

Basically, this could be a pretty good show if all the characters were different and it was told in a completely different way…

and put it in South Dakota or Baltimore.

p.s. I was gonna throw Mary-Louise Parker in the mix, but she actually passed on the role that went to Teri Hatcher.

Replacing one old vagina for one slightly less old vagina on a show I’ve never watched! This is great news!

The smoke monster’s going to be crushed though. He had a Nicollete Sheridan signed picture in his dart room.

Throw in Tricia Helfer and you got a fuckin’ project.