DUDE, JUST GO TO COMMERCIAL
06.10.09Live TV is the absolute best. And live TV news is even more bester than that. In this clip from Fox Business, every single person has no idea what’s going on. They just keep cutting to random talking heads in the hopes that someone gets something right. It’s the live TV version of this.
[College Humor via Hot Clicks]

Right after this they cut to Hannity banging Colmes’ wife.
I had no idea Alan Colmes was a lesbian. She seems like such a nice old lady.
This is Obama’s fault, clearly.
Right after this they cut to Hannity banging Colmes’ wife.
I guess no news is Fox News. “Define that NOW, bitch!”
In this clip from Fox Business, every single person has no idea what’s going on.
This clip, and every other one too.
Fuck it! We’ll fuck it up live!
This might be why CNBC (CNBC, seriously?) routinely kicks Fox Business’ ass.