GLENN BECK PLAYS WITH BARBIES
06.24.09Glenn Beck was on Bill O’Reilly’s show last night, and he broke out the rarefied Glenn Beckian levels of crazy, using Barbies and a dollhouse to demonstrate how the government is messing up the investigation of ACORN. And I don’t want to make this political. For all I know, the government IS messing up the investigation of ACORN (that was the organization that registered squirrels to vote, right?).
But are the little girls’ dolls necessary? I feel like I’m watching some bizarro world Stephen Colbert, and my mind gets re-blown every time I think about the possibility that people take Beck seriously. People don’t take him seriously, right? RIGHT? Oh dear God. **invests in bomb shelters**
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Liberal douche bags, only understand Barbies hence the display of Barbies. Now everybody is going to be asking for a Barbie.
Me and my gop friends like to rebroadcast Mets games without the express written consent of Major League baseball to keep brown people from voting.
I received an impassioned e-mail a few weeks ago from an acquaintance who implored the recipients of said e-mail to wake up and take action; the potential health care legislation was a threat to our Constitution (somehow) and would end life as we knew it in the USA.
He closed the e-mail by recommending we all watch the Glenn Beck special that night on the healthcare issue; this would, presumably, shed the light of truth on all of us socialists-to-be.
So, yes, people do take Glenn Beck seriously. I, however, would rather take a vigorous cheese-grating device to my scrotum than watch that knucklehead for a second.
(And I hope to Vishnu our healthcare system gets overhauled in a major way.)
“(that was the organization that registered squirrels to vote, right?).”
They’re the organization that was hired to register voters. When they discovered that some of the registrations were fraudulent, THEY TURNED THEMSELVES IN. The GOP saw a chance to keep brown people from voting, so they released the hounds.
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Janet is that you?
Looks like Warming Glow is just of the liberal media. Let me used my GI Joes to explain the vast left wing conspiracy. Cobra Commander here represents Keith Olberman, Scarlett represents Maureen O’Dowd and Snake Eyes represents the NY Times….
This is the same fucktwat that invited American whackjobs to a tea party so this makes perfect sense that he also plays with dolls.
This second half of the USA-Spain game is going to give me a heart attack.
And no, I don’t think people take Glenn Beck seriously. I’m pretty sure about that.
I’ve found that using Barbie dolls is always a great way to get your message across.