GLENN CLOSE LOOKS RADIANT
06.25.09
Glenn Close was a guest on “Late Night” last night month (Edit: eh, sometime in the past), and she kicked Jimmy Fallon’s ass after he challenged her to see who could stuff more baby carrots into their mouth. That seems to be Jimmy’s approach to being a late-night host: try to get his guests to loosen up by doing silly challenges. I’m not sure if it works or not, but I like the idea of shoving things into people’s mouths. Like this chocolate I got for you. Here, have a bite. Oh, you thought I meant…? Perv.
Anyway, you can watch the video below. Glenn Close hasn’t been this sexy and creepy since Fatal Attraction.
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I hate to admit it, but Fallon had another hilarious “Head Swap” last night.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/06/head-swap-2/
and by “diloma” I mean I’m a horrendous speller.
Its tough to admit. But maybe its the roots*, maybe the less mainstream guests and bands, maybe its Glenn Close baby carrot bukkakkee… but I’ve been enjoying Fallon more than Conan since Conan came back.
/re-examines life.
*I’m white and went to a small liberal arts college so I’m therefore contractually obligated to like the roots or they’ll pull my diloma. Same with J5.
I would plow Glenn Close until her hair turned white.
White from my savory penis juice.
Was this before or after Kimmel did the same exact thing with Dane Cook and peeps?
/hates himself for even watching that interview
That was from his first month on the air. Last night was Richard Branson.
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That’s a helluva Simpsons pull right there.
C’mon give him a break. Glenn Close is a very handsome man
OH DEAR GOD THAT’S A WOMAN!
Those are carrots? I thought those were the dismembered boy penises she ate to stay relatively young-looking.
That was genuinely awesome. I love how her hand is poised over the bowl of carrots, waiting to hear “go”. She seems like a fun broad.
As an aside, her daughter is going to be very popular with the boys in high school.
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Her name is Glenn…she has ALWAYS been creepy.
But could she say “boiled bunny” with them in her mouth?