GREAT. PUT THESE PEOPLE ON TV.
06.18.09Hey, who likes bad drivers? ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, right? Great! Because there’s gonna be a reality show to determine who’s the worst driver in the country. Congratulations, jerks! Your carelessness and ability to put others in danger will land you on television! From the excellent writers at Variety:
Cabler has picked up reality competish “The Streets of America: The Search for America’s Worst Driver.” [...] Show is set to air during the first quarter of 2010. “Streets of America” will take place in some of “America’s most iconic driving cities.”
“We know how entertaining it will be to watch as the contestants try to navigate through Los Angeles, the home to the country’s busiest freeway interchange, or drive down San Francisco’s Lombard Street,” [exec producer Arthur] Smith said.
HA HA HA! It’s funny the way they’re allowed to be bad at something dangerous! What great television! God, I hope one of the contestants runs over the production team.


Can you believe that Neil Patrick Harris & his gay partner wants a surrogate to carry their child?
Oh, I’m sorry; much like bad drivers everywhere (but especially here in L.A.), I just merge from one post to another, completely oblivious to the outside world.
Why is there blood on my windshield?
What, no Donte Stallworth joke? For shame.
I will NOT forgive the expression
They’ve had four seasons of this show on in Canada already. It is, if you’ll forgive the expression, an absolute train wreck. And pretty freaking hilarious.
And the asian lady will be driving one of those Toyota Vanagon-looking vans too.
Well, dear, you always wanted a compact.
Burnsy, do NOT count out Billy Joel!
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT DID IT!
I’ll save us all 12 episodes — the Asian lady wins.
Competish? I’ll run over the asshole that came up with that word right now. They can film it too.